Unch
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Unch is a Homosexual that resides on the buttcrack of the internet's complaints forum. It craves for the sweet release of death, sodomy, and solving crimes with its trusty dog Marmaduke. Unch's deviantART profile labels it as a "Male/Unknown". This leads to confused emo assmunchers to not know whether or not to hit it. Very strong-minded, it will often go to point of taking on at least 20 other DeviantART users simultaneously in heated discussions, which generally end up with the same outcome. Unch is rarely defeated outright, largely because it is either arguing with unknown randoms or refusing to leave the argument alone. Eventually, a Moderator will lock the thread, at which point either Unch or its opponent will simply make a new one.
Contents |
[edit] On Pedophiles
One of Unch's most recent forum adventures was in a thread describing the poor treatment of rehabilitated pedophiles. After describing its belief that all those convicted of such crimes should never be released in the first place, it was (yet again) descended on by an angry mob who were, frankly, outraged that such a suggestion could even be considered, let alone posted online. After a fehours of circuitous arguing the thread was deemed unsalavageable and locked. True to form, Unch posted a journal entry and yet another thread on the subject, leaving the Complaints regulars to collectively decide it was the most interesting event any of them had come across that week. Eventually, the majority of its aggressors simply left the scene, only to return to berate him again, as they had done before in various other threads. It's also interesting to note that Unch claims to hate pedophiles, but it also claims to lurk /b/, thus making its existence even more of a Paradox, because we all know that only pedos go to /b/.
Hai guyz. We need moar links, especially from Unch's I-left-dA-then-came-back phase.
[edit] I left for good this time!
Recently, Unch decided to get hisself banned forever no srsly.In order to accomplish this goal, he linked pathetic porn and invited people to assfuck his userpage. Unfortunately for Unch, he is, like Goatse, passe, and nobody gave enough of a damn to make his departure interesting.
[edit] Complaints Forum Regulars
Unch is a member of the self-titled Complaints Forum Regulars, who are group of Deviants of varying popularity, often hailed for their excessive CAPS LOCK CRUISE CONTROL FOR RETARDATION or abundance of llamas in their signature. There are also the fairly popular cool kidz who everyone's awesome,and the sarcastic fucks who think they're on /b/, but haven't got the brains.
Unch was once held in high regard within this group, largely due to its ability to remove trolls from the forum with great rapidity, although non-members of this elite group do not view it in the same manner, arguing that it is merely in the group as he offers homosexual favours for various members in exchange for friendship. The Complaints Regulars argue that this is patently ridiculous. After all, why would they need to employ Unch to perform such actions when they already have members willing to do it for free?
The Unch has recently decided to permaban itself. Even TARTlets have stopped caring.
My name is Unchymandias, troll of trolls. Look on my works, ye mighty, and shut up.
[edit] External Links
Unch's DeviantART page. Even though the elite think it's good, it´s poetry has been described by a lot of others as terribly emo. BANNED
Unch's Journal I'm leaving forever to come back tomorrow.
 |
Unch is part of a series on DeviantART |
| Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage. |
