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Unix beard

Richard Stallman's Unix beard punishing him for using proprietary software

Photo of UNIX's creators

A Unix beard is an elder god which has a parasitic relationship with elite users of Unix or Linux.

Smug, fat, old, unix-adoring fucks who couldn't escape the gravity their social class.

Contrary to the belief of many, Rob Levin is no unix beard.

Richard Stallman on the other hand, is basically their pope.

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