UpDownMostly
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
When it comes to YouTube, pomposity is no rare commodity among vloggers. UpDownMostly(AKA Tim), however, takes the frickin' cake. UDM loves to get on "the Tubes" and drone on and on about this and that involving online youth. Tim believes he's an authority on every subject, and loves to make videos telling you just that. Though many of his fanboy's are quite impressed with his vast worldly knowledge, most of YouTube can only attest that he has clearly mastered the refrigerator.
| —updownmostly talking about the boychat logo |
Tim Who?
UDM was relatively unknown and mired in obscurity until the epic battle that transpired between the kid-collecting titans Young Tubers United and Ytask. Tim sided with Young Tubers United, and engaged in an active campaign of discrediting Ytask, even though both group's activities were highly suspicious. When DJ of Ytask managed to get Young Tubers United and Jesari banned, Tim (and Irish282) went absolutely apeshit. Tim even went so far as to travel to the "One Tube" gathering in New York, on 7-7-07 to protest, and try and get Jesari reinstated. When that turned out to be total fail, UDM returned to producing TL;DW vlogs on his usual boring subjects. (Tim is currently up to 362 videos, zomg!)
Profiles in Hypocrisy
It was soon after Tim returned from "One Tube" that people began asking questions. In UDM's own video "4:Response to Baseballfeather9", Tim stated in no uncertain terms that ANYONE that is involved with kids, even him, should be held accountable. And that when such people are asked questions, there should be answers, and good ones. UDM, however, changed his tune when people actually DID started asking those very same questions of him. Instead of answering the questions, Tim put his channel on lockdown (ala Irish282). No comments or video responses got in or out without his express consent. Anonymous wouldn't accept that, and continued the accusational assault through other avenues. Tim made this stupid video(removed), thinking that would help him. Moar fail.
Project Lufthansa was launched. The plan was simple: release as many anti-UDM videos as possible at the same time. The signal to "go" would be timed with Tim's next uploaded video, and tagged with the same meta-tags as his video. This insured that they would show up in the sidebar next to his vid, something he had no control over. The mission was a huge success. Tim cracked. He broke down and released this lulzy response video: Q and A For the Wolves.(video removed)
The Final Solution
Tim finally came to the realization that he was screwed. There was no way that he could continue his previous way of life and remain subscribed to so many underage boys and girls. The ghosts of the past just wouldn't let him get on with his life. He nuked his channel and banned fucking everyone!!!111 After which he posted this lulzy disclaimer: "I recently SCRUBBED my entire channel. Subscribe if you like."
A New Lease On Life
After banning fucking everyone, Tim felt cleansed. It was as if he could now explore subjects that he was too afraid to touch before. Zipster made a video in which he pretty much pleaded for people to not call him a pedophile, despite his prior membership in the YouTube Vigilantes. Tim made a butthurt, but lulzy, response video where he said, "at least you haven't had a video game made about you"(please see below for moar about his video game). Tim is now even posting up online safety videos! Surely, a pedophile wouldn't do that!.
While Tim was busy pretending to fight pedophilia, the real pedo-hunters were making short work of him and his cohorts. This disturbing video hit the scene, and established the link between him, Irish282, Young Tubers United, and boylovers like TobiranHorde.
When word gets to Nico(TobiranHorde) that UDM is dissing his Boychat shirt, Nico makes a video titled: "I am NOT pedophile". Tim immediately issues this stern talking-to: "I'm going to be very wary of my interactions with you" Oh noes!!! Updownmostly confesses: "I'm an asshole." It's true.
UpDownMostly - The Video Game
On September 9, 2007, Judgement Day, a irl 3D game shooter was released about Updownmostly.
Instructions:
You are Tim Updownmostly, you are in a catholic church and need to pick up all the Jesari's. You have to fight the Agent Claude Irish282's 2.0's (like in the matrix, they are many) shooting jizz by fapping from the wrist.
In the end you will have to defeat Dustin Gardener from YTASK.
Updownmostly 2.0 : Grand Theft Children. Version 2.0 of the game.
Version 2.0 featuring:
- Multiple orgasms (levels) FUCK YEAH SEAKING!!!1
- Big fat Damien Estrich as end level boss
- DynaCatlovesme for the Yoko Ono fans
- Harder Irish282 secret agents to defeat
- A look in Updownmostly's basement. (wine cellar)
- Street level
AND....
- Music performed by us credited as "Double D", a complete cover of the Raindrops song (sang and played in one take at my best friends house), and some awesome Commodore 64 music ingame and in the highscore.
THE GAME IS HARD AS SHIT NOW, CAN YOU DEFEAT IT???? IF YOU DO SENT ME A SCREENSHOT OF THE FINAL LEVEL, I'D LIKE TO SEE WHO'S HARDCORE ENOUGH TO FINISH THIS GAME!! I'LL HONOUR YOU IN A JEWTUBE VID.
Backup, download the game here now.
Mirror 2 Tim, you fat fuck, stay away from it, kthnxbye.
Feel free to mirror and distribute this game everywhere.
Tim makes up a whopper of a lie
In his latest foul move Tim makes up a whopper of a lie. He told the parents of TJ his son fell with his arm up to his shoulder in a deep fryer. He was brought to the hospital and miraculously he was not only let go off after a week (this is impossible with burns this bad) he also has no visible "bad scars" according to Timothy Ladd (Updownmostly).
This incident proves Tim is related to Jesus Christ our lord himself. To clarify: Tea leaves horrible burns to a person if applied properly, and is only 65 degrees maximum. A deep fryer is set on 265 degrees minimum up to a whopping 375 degrees maximum. If a person has his whole arm burned that bad he could die easily if unattended. It would have the person lay in the burns unit for a long, long time and leave horrible scars that would need plastic surgery for years to come.
It would require skin grafts and lots of treatment. Source of what these scars would look like irl, as well as proof that when you slip and fall you would not get your whole arm up to your elbow into the deep fryer. However, the fall angle is debatable, the story of only a week in a burns unit is impossible as well as the not leaving scars part is nothing short of a huge whopper of a lie.
Another update: Tim silently removed both videos. I wonder why.
UpDownMostly talks about ED
Epic phail. Here is ED's rebuttal [1]. The Weather is NOT FINE
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UpDownmolesty talks about all the drama and the YouTube COMMUNITY. (A word often used in epic phail on youtube). Yet he phails to answer the simple questions asked to him. Pretending to be the youtube Dali Lama and putting all the blame on youtube at the same time. His boytoy was underage, thus banned. Deal with it, fatty.
Also he talks about "reconnecting" with all the young supple lads in his subscriber-base.
UpDownMostly's Fat Faggot Friend Phil To The Rescue
In this tl;dw video Tim's friend, "EastSide Phil" the faggot, gets on his moral high horse and breaks into a diabetes diatribe that puts even themaskedanalyst to shame. In this whirlwind of verbosity, the portly fairy breaks it down into very simple terms for the "younger viewers": long-winded cum-guzzling asspirates are morally superior to people that battle YouTube pedophiles. Whatever you say Phildo.
| —FantasticBabblings - because ED is "Full of Truth" |
Oh Noes!!!!
After taking the time to review his initial assertions, Phil came to realize that he was wrong in many of the statements he had made about Encyclopedia Dramatica. Phil then put out this video to retract some of his earlier impressions.
Tim's Less Than Triumphant Return
After approximately three weeks, Tim decided that LiveVideo sucks ass, and returned to YouTube. Of course he was ashamed at what a punk ass bitch he was for reneging on his own rebellion against YouTube, and subsequently returned full of more whiny butthurt angst than ever. This necessitated that Tim open up a new "edgier" channel to release his butthurt on, called UDMRAW. Tim vowed to talk about "more controversial" topics (like his pedophilia) on his new channel, and promised to leave all detractors unblocked, in an effort to keep dissent off of his UpDownMostly channel.
Breaking The Lawl
Despite his new bold channel, and his new muppet-like clean-shaven appearance, Tim has decided to beat a hasty retreat into the nether regions of the Internet Lawlsuit, ala DynaCatlovesme style. Unlike Dyna's version, prepared by an actual shyster, Tim's version has been put forth in vlog format. Although the actual version can be seen here, this dramatic re-enactment of the vlog more accurately summarizes the letter and spirit of the lawl.
Deja Vu
Tim, still unhappy that YouTube refuses to give him a partnership, decided to runaway... again.This time however, Tim decided on the slowly dying silver bushed circle-jerk known as Vloggerheads. The difference between this and his adventure on the promised land is that this time his cocksucking fanbase didn't make the transition. He also seems to have let loose with concealing his pedophilia, as he made around 5 video responses to a 4 year old, one that appeared on his lap in a handful of YouTube videos. He also decided that trying to be a conductive member of society was below him, within his second month on the site he asked such in depth questions as "do faggots have souls?" "are black people evil?" and of course the always asked but rarely answered "does Sarah Palin shave her vagina?" (the answer is no btw.)
Shortly after he began posting his videos to his 4 year old friend, vloggerheads was compromised, and the videos were leaked. Soon after people began asking questions, unlike Tim's questions these were a bit more reasonable, questions like "why is a 54 year old making so many videos and sending presents to a 4 year old?", the answer to this question should be obvious. Shortly thereafter Tim scrubbed the videos, but by that time it was too late, and Mikeskehan had already infiltrated the site. He began crying of course that such people should not be allowed on the site lest its homosexuality be challenged, and in the interests of "free speech" asked how far it could be taken before someone was banned. His first attempt to see how far it could be taken was his series on whether or not homosexuals have souls. His second was to post Sarah Palin nudes all over the site. Turns out the answer to Tim's question was "free speech goes as far as your mouth goes down Renetto's cock-shaft". This event made him a social outcast on a site full of social outcasts. In order to get his views back up and get more attention he began talking on cam about how he was molested as a child, and how trolls operated on early MUD systems, when that all failed to distract people he came up with a false illness that he is currently milking. Presently Tim can be found crying on cam (both literally and figuratively) in a desperate bid to get more views on his YouTube account, since his Vloggerheads account is dying a slow, painful death.
Dr. UpDownMostly, I Presume
In addition to his other many talents, Tim has now decided that he's also a highly qualified Internet Psychiatrist.
Tim on the Gay Lifestyle
The fat man cometh (webstore)
Nambla Timothy started scamming people now by reselling cheap crap for lot's of jewgold. Trough a fellow NAMBLA member he can host 10.000 domains for nothing, as long as there is lots of boysex involved.
- His shitty joomla shitsite (please hack asap)
- His NAMBLA boyloving megastore
- His shitty reseller hosting crap (check those prizes LULZ)
Wether he was inspired by LoganSperman2 to start a web panhandler "service" is unclear. It is clear however that he grosses in an extra income of 12 cts per month.
Gallery
 Timothy Ladd artist rendition (after neckshot which should have been performed with a gun. |
 Timothy Ladd resting comfortably at home. |
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External Links
- UpDownMostly's YouTube Channel
- youtube.com/user/UDMRAW
- His shitty joomla shitsite (please hack asap)
- His NAMBLA boyloving megastore
- His shitty reseller hosting crap (check those prizes LULZ)
- www.livevideo.com/video/resonantchaos
- UpDownMostly's Vloggerheads Account
- spoof channel of TobiranHorde (the real one suicided)
- NAMBLA
UpDownMostly
is part of a series on
final solutions.
- Ban fucking everyone
- Buy a dog
- Complete rewrite
- Delete fucking everything
- Deleting your LiveJournal
- Deleting your Youtube Videos
- Done with ED
- Flounce
- Holocaust
- It was a social experiment
- KILL IT WITH FIRE
- Never drinking again
- Peter Jennings died, so I'm going to quit smoking
- Quitting IRC forever
- Ragequit
- Suicide (see also An Hero)
- Wikicide (Wikibreak)
- X FUCKING Y
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