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Uponthoufaircat

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

u kno u want him.

UponThouFairCat, also known as UTFC, is a sick fuck who loves guro, loli, and teh rei. He is a victim of gurocution because his beautiful work happens to have organs coming out of it and no one is cool enough to appreciate that. He spends most of his free time eating barely-cooked steaks in an erotic manner.

1 B& From hArtists
2 I'm like Rembrandt
3 CRY ART WHORE CRY
4 Irony
5 He Back1?!?
6 Artz
7 How to piss off UTFC
8 Links

[edit] B& From hArtists

The object of this guy's affections. No, I'm not fucking kidding.Go see all her self-insertion raep.

After vigorously greeting another artist, City of Heroes paraphile AlexAeon, in hopes of fucking her liver and stuffing it into her vagina, then, after being ignored, he drew a guro picture of her character because evisceration means "I love you" in gurospeak. Alex freaked out because she hates guro (but horse penises are still okay guys jsyk) and he got banned.

You'd cry too if this was the most skillful rendition of your character anyone had ever drawn.

He has induced much lulz and pain on himself by whining and sobbing in emo and vodka on his devianTART journal and in other sick fucks' galleries.

Gaz is sassy!

Fellow sick fuck and sassy fly guy, Gaizel, is now on a crusade to save all that is righteous on this earth (guro).

[edit] I'm like Rembrandt

In this dialogue, not only does UTFC compare himself to Rembrandt, but admits his recent arrest involving Mexican children and urine. LOTS AND LOTS OF URINE

UponThouFairCat <06:57am>: i'm too much of a reactionary post modernist guro shock artist to be worthy of such an intellectually profound piece of modernist bent

aka6 <06:58am>: it makes me think naughty thoughts

UponThouFairCat <06:59am>: despite the fact well over 99 percent of my art isn't guro

aka6 <07:00am>: everyone is a guro artist. Always.

UponThouFairCat <07:01am>: geez draw a kid in mexico taking a piss on a fire hydrant 5 years ago... it'll bite you in the ass later on, i guarantee it

aka6 <07:02am>: Will do.

UponThouFairCat <07:02am>: let's travel back in time together

UponThouFairCat <07:02am>: we can both make the same mistake... together

UponThouFairCat <07:02am>: in each other's boisterous strong arms

aka6 <07:03am>: Two hairy skeletons, in mexico.

UponThouFairCat <07:03am>: let's consider the basics . Some of Rembrandt's most famous of paintings detail a slaughtered ox

aka6 <07:03am>: Love shall know true rivalry

UponThouFairCat <07:03am>: Who's to say the ox wasn't the girlfriend of his best friend Marcus Philo

UponhouFairCat <07:05am>: [2]

UponThouFairCat <07:05am>: "Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp"

Alex finds guro to be disgusting and degrading. However, this piece of gift art featuring her covered in what is probably horse semen is perfectly acceptable. Desirable, even. [1]

[edit] CRY ART WHORE CRY

Now UTFC is all sad because no one totally understands where he's coming from and why no one agrees that his art is an essential addition to any community. [3] (Now deleted and preserved below)

Badass

“	Guro isn't "hip" or "trendy" or "trendsetting" or "fun" or "magical" or "poopy" or "michael jackson-esque". What it is is a whole lotta rubbish, son. And for the little ones, here's my porn. And by little ones, I mean, you had better goddamned be over the age of 18 or I'll break your little legs. MY GURO ART IS THERE, TOO ! HAPPY DAYZ ! [link] I really wish i could just piss off the bulk of you by setting fire to a flag or something. Have you guys slide your grey diseased fingers into my abdomen and tear me apart like a wet bag of oats. To a Nine Inch Nails Soundtrack. That'd be pimp.	„
—UTFC, on "I am Drama Proof"

Sadness

“	Today Zab, the owner and admin of hArtists sent me an email explaining I was no longer welcome in that community. Apparently I've been "harassing" other users, and Zab told me he was sick of my bullshit. Which is strange, because after a certain incident involving a woman and a guro pic me and Solve drew, I've been unusually nice to everyone on that site. Anyways, to cut to the chase, I'm horrendously depressed because I have nowhere to post my shit anymore other than Hentai Foundry. HF is really buggy and the community blows. Sadness.	„
—UTFC, on "Majorly Depressed"

Begging:

“	I can't get over losing my account at hArtists, someone please slap me. Seriously. Please slap me, because I know I'm being a fucktard when I talk about them attacking my art. But seriously, I want to be a part of the community again. Even if I had to remain silent. I don't care. Someone slap me, plz. Please.	„
—UTFC, on "Fuck"

Help him. If you see him in public, slap him with your car.

UTFC finds sanctuary

I don't understand!

I'm so nice. Everyone loves my sick shit.

With your slappage

[edit] Irony

Zabadab, admin of hArtists, talks about this drama in his blog. An excerpt:

“	I figured if I wouldn't have asked the member on another website to leave, the drama would have never ended. I created a bit of drama, but it will eventually die off; at least I hope so... unless ED writes about it and thus keeps it for all eternity (i.e. until they run out of money or their host screws them over by deleting their data like Hostgaytor did to WikiChan), but I doubt that.	„
—Zabadab, on Fucking Irony