User:1upclock

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Do not let the name fool you, for this man left the Clock Crew many a year ago, but still carries the name like some faggot who wears shirts out of irony. Nowadays he makes crappy videos and finds ways to harvest lulz. He also wishes to aid Anonymous (or at least faggots who claim to be Anonymous) in their fight against fail.

Contents 1 1up the Pooper 2 1up the Artist 3 1up, the Wannabe-Game Designer 4 1up and the Religion

[edit] 1up the Pooper

Apparently, he's one of the founding fathers of YouTube Poop, which doesn't really mean anything. He's probably the first Pooper to use Hotel Mario, so you can probably blame him for 89% of YouTube Poop.

You can watch his crap here.

[edit] 1up the Artist

1up considers himself an artist. He is also a Flash animator.

[edit] 1up, the Wannabe-Game Designer

1up has had these huge ideas for some video games. One of the ideas that truly sticks out from the others is a paper-and-pencil RPG, where simple and accessible gameplay hide its true intention: lulz.

For example, the player can worship a deity (none of them being the ones people would actually worship, as they certainly aren't going to help you play some stupid game), who will lend you their power, but at the cost of your IRL dignity. One of the cults in the game can send a team of lawyers to defend you from all sides. Before you can get this, you must first find a couch (IRL), jump up and down on it (IRL), and scream "I'M SANE I'M SANE" (IRL). 1up is using this gameplay mechanic to have lulz at all religions, including his own:

“	Furry Jesus - What was once an image of greatness has been sodomized beyond repair. Long ago, a mass of white supremacists deluded themselves into thinking the son of God was white (and born in the Middle East), and it was so. Not long ago, a mass of people who fap to the The Lion King have deluded themselves into thinking the beacon of all that is good supports their fetish.	„
—The hypothetical entry for Furry Jesus in the hypothetical scenario book for 1up's hypothetical RPG. Hypothetical.

[edit] 1up and the Religion

It should be noted that this man is a religious man, but he is one that sees other religious persons of all religions as a never-ending source of facepalm. Think of it as the relationship between oldfags and newfags.

“	In a word, WBC's gospel message from the mouth of The Lord, is God Hates Fags. That's a profound theological statement, that America and the world needs. More than they need food to eat, water to drink, and air to breathe.	„
—Fred Phelps, whom we're led to assume would be okay if we denied him food, water, and oxygen.