User:ArcticPersian

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A few hours ago, some blocks away, there was a persian... The Wikipedia page had become to boring for the ArcticPersian who wanted moar fun. In a angry persian rage he created havoc and asian ice ninja attacks across the internets untill he finded the awesome Encyclopedia Dramatica(or more like refinded it but thats another story for another time.)

[edit] How the ArcticPersian became Arctic, a true story

Everymorning the ArcticPersian(well, he wasent so much Arctic back then, more like a regular Persian) has to wake up(which is basically entering the IRL from a good nights sleep and beginning a new boring day. Well it used to be boring but one day the ArcticPersian woke up on top of a ice mountain. Very strange he thought since he just had a butthurt dream about Iran being free from the evil mullah islamic dragons. Oh well, he thought, happy to be free from the islamic grips of the evil mullah. This happy moment had a very short life and soon he found himself surrounded by awesome Dragons. The first dragon said "Fuck you, I'm a dragon!" And the raged persian answered with a bright "UP YOURS!!!" As raged as he was, he was also very asian and thus knew awesome Kung Fu moves and soon the three dragons where defeated. As he was opening theyre corpses to eat them as persians love to do(yes, didnt you knew that Persians eat Dragons?) he found an acient Arctic artifact from At least 100 years ago made by Albert Einstein which gave him super duper arctic powers and an amazing coat.(And also the will to make every single word into a internal link.)