User:Ballin
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this article is about The Internetmasterpiece known as ginNtonic
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[edit] ginNtonic
is 19 year-old, unemployed, nappy-headed, mongoloid living in Canada. This retard is from the popular picture rating site facethejury. No one knows whose idea it was to bring this imbecile onto this Earth, but we have a theory that it is the same people who invented the Furby. [1]This creature has a habit of telling others he's better than them, and then tries to justify it by announcing that he is only 19 years-old. Apparently it's ok to have no job, no car because his parents don't believe in automobiles and are still waiting for Egypt to ship him his very first camel, no income and no education because he's only 19 after all!
[edit] So what do we know so far?
- He never had a job
- His only sexual interaction was over his modem
- His weekends involve either facethejury or World of Warcraft
- He also enjoys going on webcams because he has conditioned himself to think he's something people wouldn't mind looking at.
- He does chores around the house and if he's good, his parents will pay for one month's worth of World of Warcraft subscription
- Has a habit of making over 100 pages worth of posts in a matter of five days
[edit] The Mystery
No one knows just what the fuck is wrong with ginNtonic a.k.a. Sami; it could be that his parents were confused when he was a child. Giving the fact that he has long hair, constantly whines about life, his parents were left with no choice but to name him Sami instead of the obvious male version Sammy. It wasn't later on during his internet career that he showed any interest in women. ginNtonic began internet dating a SIF who later broke his heart which then caused him to break his modem. This could very well have been the breaking point for this stinky fuck.
[edit] Has he ever been funny?
To answer the question: No ginNtonic is one of those idiots who tries too hard to be funny . If he only knew that the most easiest way for him to make people laugh would be for him to discuss his personal life, I wouldn't be sitting here making this article. ginNtonic will try to be funny by using sarcasm and internet lingo for lack of wit. Here's he's the comedian in action.
If the first one didn't have you laughing at this comedic brillo pad, let's try this one.
See what he did there? Sped it up this time. Isn't this guy a comedic cunt? Well I guess we all know now why he never had a job. A job would take away from his time which is obviously used to make hilarious Youtube videos and to keep shitty picture rating sites active.
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