User:Banaan

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Rare early photo of Banaan and his mother. From Banaan's own collection

Note from Banaan: I'm not a rapist, I always wait for the child to make the first move..

Banaan has contributed over 350 edits and articles to Encyclopedia Dramatica

History

My name is Yumiko, want to cyber?

Banaan was abandoned on the streets of Naples as a child, with only a few family photos to tie him to his past. Research seems to indicate that his parents hated him as much as everybody else in this world.

After a brief career in German scat-porn, Banaan decided on a future as an internet pervert and stowed away on a banana boat bound for the USA. After arriving on US shores, he began taking American jobs and marrying their women, until finally he was able to afford a computer with which to begin using the internet for grooming young children.

Banaan discovered Encyclopedia Dramatica at least 100 years ago. After finally getting girlvinyl to notice him he immediately propositioned her, revealing himself as a 16 year old Japanese schoolgirl. He had previously attempted to lure Leelan into an indecent Master-Student relationship, after editing Leelan's user page in order to make suggestive comments about Leelan's sexuality. He has also tried to justify his beliefs on Encyclopedia Dramatica

Banaan is a stay at home kind of guy, often spending a quiet evening shouting at the mirror before devolving into self-accusatory shouting fits and joyless masturbation

Interests

Rare photo of Banaan's father. From Banaan's own collection

• Self accusatory shouting fits
• Joyless masturbation
• German hardcore scat porn
• Yiff
• Pedobear
• Passionate Lovemaking

Quotes

Odi et amo. Quare id faciam fortasse requiris?
Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior.

Contributions

• Nope
• Noone Cares.