User:BiteMe
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
BiteMe finds this site, along with its obsessive inhabitants (who log in several dozen times a day to check edit histories), very amusing. Because BiteMe is bored of said losers, he will no longer be accessing this site.
BiteMe, like so many other furries on the internet, holds a deep-seated hatred for ashi_moto. He throws around original and inventive words like "ignorant" in an attempt to sound mature and intelligent. Since he's just a puppet of the mastermind behind 0_pedophiles, he truly believes ashi_moto is the one who created the gimmick account.
Perhaps this is the alias of hybridwulfe, the furry who swore to get ashi_moto banned yet ended up getting suspended for a day within an hour of ashi_moto finding out just who the hell he was? Or maybe it's charmaster510, the furry who lives near ashi_moto that ended up crying when she made fun of him in an AIM chatroom? Hey, it might even be blackwingdragon, the furry who lives in a third world country yet threatens to beat up ashi_moto IRL every time he sees her post!
Will the internet ever find out who this obviously clever individual is? Will he ever come back to edit posts with his unfunny rants? The most perplexing question, however, is will the internet ever really care?
In other news, BiteMe thanks the entire ED staff for what has provided for a few meager moments of entertainment.
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