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There is a saying to the effect that if an infinite amount of monkeys pounded on a infinite amount of typewriters, they would eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. This is not true. They would produce Wikipedia. --Blu Aardvark | (talk) | (contribs) 09:37, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
It is said that if you place a million monkeys in front of a million keyboards, they will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. This is simply not true. They cannot even produce an encyclopedia. - Daniel Brandt on Wikipedia Watch
Sure, Wikipedia is absolutely open to absolutely anyone contributing to absolutely anything! As long as you haven't been banned, or the article you're contributing to hasn't been locked, or there isn't a group of people waiting to delete anything you write, or you don't make the same change more than three times in one day, or the subject of the article hasn't decided to send scary lawyer letters to Wikipedia, or you haven't pissed Jimbo Wales off real bad. It's all about freedom. -Lore Sjöberg
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About my handle
There are some who wonder why I chose the name "Blu Aardvark". Some believe that I'm actually a furry. News flash - I'm no more a sick fuck than I am an anti-semite. Why did I choose the name "Aardvark" then? Quite simply, because I have a transient tic disorder, and have been known to blurt out "Aardvark" from time to time as a tic. This became sort of an IRL handle for me, and I carried it on over to the internets.
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