User:Blu Aardvark/Quotes
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
lol random quotes
- 21:58 < Whatsisname> I just walked to the convience store to pick up some mt. dew
- 21:59 < Whatsisname> and there is at least one and a half feet of fresh snow since I went outside earlier
- 21:59 < Whatsisname> its a damn blizzard out there
- 21:59 <@Aardvark> I do the same thing. Except that I get diet cola instead of mountain dew, and it's two miles to the store and back.
- 21:59 < Whatsisname> Aardvark, they were all out of mt dew so I had to get cock
- 21:59 < Whatsisname> err I mean coke
- 18:50 < Mike_H> * blu_aardvark invites you to join #wikipedia-jews
- 18:50 < Mike_H> I was in the other room
- 18:50 < Mike_H> and apparently the sound was up
- 18:50 < Mike_H> and it interrupted my DVD time
- 18:50 < Mike_H> fucker
- 22:52 < Fox> wow, you're a troll even on ED
- 22:52 < Fox> quite an achievement
- 22:52 <%Blargh> a troll even on ED
- 22:52 <%Blargh> wow what a concept
- 22:52 < Fox> yep, in an ocean of trolls, you are a troll
- 22:53 <%Blargh> trolls on ED? NO WAY
- 22:54 < OldDirtyBtard > Buddha > Jesus
- 22:55 < OldDirtyBtard > Plus, Jesus wasn't white
- well, from what i just read ardvark, you don't beleive in GOD and i feel so sorry 4 u...u will never know what eternal life is. when ur dead, i'll shit on ur face in the casket, will that be funny to you? HAHAHAHAHAHA
From: "Ming Hei" <removed@removed.invalid>
To: removed@removed.invalid
Subject: I also hate black people, white people.
Date: Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:56:17 +0800
Dear Kenneth,
I also hate all non-Asians because of the modalities of the meta-cultural bifurcation between the organizational imperative of the prevailing ethnocentrism and the cognitive archetypes that are founded on the underlying precepts of the relativistic self-actualization imposed by the white man and reinforced by the black man.
I just wanted to write and tell you that you are understood, and there are others whom agree with what you are about and the message that you are delivering. We are well overdue for a race war in America; may the Asian race conquer all those that oppress it!
Fraternally Yours,
Ming Hei
- 22:49 <+Neverclear> American Idol is like watching the Internet on TV
From: "Mandy Greentree" <removed@removed.invalid>
To: rapedong@yahoo.com, jewbowales@wikipedia-lol.cjb.net, OldDirtyBtard@gmail.com, Zionistacat@lycos.com, janusofzeal@gmail.com, wattaged@gmail.com
Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:43:27 +1000
Subject: Account creations
want to ask a question? okay? well this sites is shit ^_^ and it should be blocked cause you all are shits and need to get alife cause you know what the people you put down on this website do have feelings and by the looks of it you guys have none. So you immature Ass wipes need to grow up and leave these people alone other wise karma is going to come straight around and bight you so hard on your ass that you all are going to wish you didn't pick on these peoples.
BTW if people like snapesnogger want to draw things like half snake people then let them.
see you all in hell
2good2bebad
- 21:32 < jimi> HELMET OF SALVATION
- 21:32 < jimi> BREAST PLATE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS
- 21:33 < jimi> BELT OF THE TRUTH
- 21:33 < jimi> FEET WITH THE PEACE
- 21:33 < jimi> SHIELD OF FAITH
- 21:33 < PlyBel> FIST OF PLEASURE
- 21:33 < jimi> SWORD OF THE SPIRIT
- 21:33 <@DLB> DONG OF DISEASE
- 21:33 < PlyBel> lol dongs
- <JViz> !seen weev
- <mediacrat> weev was last seen here 8 days, 4 hours, 56 minutes ago.
- <RealDeal> !seen Miltopia
- <mediacrat> I don't know who Miltopia is.
From: Jade Moore <removed@removed.invalid>
To: <jewbowales@wikipedia-lol.cjb.net>
Subject:
Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2007 23:01:50 -0500
With all due respect (and I mean ALL due respect) FUCK YOU! I certainly hope you are not offended, as a matter of fact I'm sure you are not. But, you kind sir, have crossed the mother fucking line ( I mean that with no disrespect).....I don't think anyone would have much of a chance against you in court....or even getting you to show up, but you do exist...and people do know who you are...So please, (with all due respect once again) don't be surprised when somebody starts shooting...because ultimately they will, there just waiting for you...and when they do blow your (with much respect for you; no offence) GRANDFATHER FUCKING head off, I'm going to laugh and hopefully spit on your rotting corpse. Have a day.
It is unknown what stars really are, some people think it are big balls of gas, burning up, but as everyone knows, this is only believed by morons. Stars actually are niggers, flying around on tiny balloons. How these niggers got there is a mystery, thought it is believed that rednecks who used to hunt niggers in the 1920's got rid of their stock when nigger hunting became illegal in the early 1930's. -- The cancer that is killing ED
To: Blu Aardvark <jewbowales@wikipedia-lol.cjb.net>
Subject: Encyclopedia Dramatica e-mail
From: Blitzkreig27 <removed@removed.invalid>
Date: Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:56:20 -0600 (CST)
your such a fag. omg i can delete people's articles!!! im so cool!!!! queer. you should really get a life and stop being an internet badass.
