User:Brokencondom

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Broken Condoms are bad. If you have a broken condom, the only way to get rid of the evil that posesses the broken condom is to use it a minimum of 12 times on various woman. Rape is the easiest way to complete this task, but not as fun as getting with as many girls as you can in one night and uttering the timeless phrase "It broke" after you've released yourself. Your going to need a lot of viagra if you intend to finish in the specified time limit(24 hours starting at 4:20 AM and ending at 4:20 AM), so be sure to break into your local pharmaceutical drug store and steal Rev. g's prescription ED medication and replace it with any other medication you can, or better yet get a variety of them, ranging from muscle relaxers to adhd medication and maybe some nitrogen tabs. After your done there, it's time to get down. The best place to pick up woman is any bar near a harbor. These woman are known as harbor hogs, and are incredibly easy so long as you at least have some Brandy. Now here is the tricky part, because after you've slept with the harbor hogs(the easy part) and told them the condom broke, you've got to get as far away from them as you can before they slap you with one of their 30 pound titties and fuck up your world. Remember, STDs mean extra Lulz! Good luck, and get out there before your broken condom ruins your life by getting your actual girlfriend who knows where you live pregnant.