User:Bronze Clockwork

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Bronze Clockwork is a girl. However, since there are no girls on the Internet, she is now a thirty-seven-year-old neckbearded bear from Weehauken, MN. This is good, because Bronze Clockwork is also a nerd, and as everybody knows, there is no such thing as a female nerd. This is because evolution fears that nerds will begin to breed. Therefore, every female nerd acquires a set of testicles the minute she first logs onto the Internet.

Bronze Clockwork searches for lulz on DeviantART, usually poking tracers, otherkin, and other idiots. She is quite proud to have discovered her very first lolcow in MystressOfDarkness13, and treasures the girlish hope that MOD will someday resurface from the depths of the Interweb to bring more lulz and fail.