User:Brother Dave Thompson
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"The kindest acts of the wicked are cruel." -- Proverbs 12:10
[edit] Testimonies of the Butthurt
One sad, lonely little furfag that will stop at nothing to let the world know that he loves sucking cocks, as he frequently says this at every opportunity. He is also a troll and an attention whore with nothing better to do than vandalize ED, suck cocks, talk about how much he loves cocks, vandalize ED with cocks. Also, he loves cocks.
-- Blutteufel 19:08, 11 July 2007 (CDT)
If I start caring about your faggoty bullshit, I'll let you know.
-- Blutteufel 02:09, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
What the hell are you doing, mistake of life?
--Carmen 18:46, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
Two can play at that game, dumbass. Leave me the hell alone.
--Carmen 15:48, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
Oh, I'm a shameless asshole. Sorry :(. Please, gimme your hand in marriage so I can be the furfag I truly am later kill you and not even be suspected..
-- Carmen 16:13, 12 July 2007 (CDT)
I saw wut u did thar with peoples user pages. While that is loller, if you're bored in the future and want to make ED a better place try checking out open tasks and clearing some of those on the to do list. Pro-tip: If you really want to bork someones user page type in {{rainbow|<big>YOURTEXTHERE}} several times and don't put in the corresponding </big> at the end. <3 --Drunkenlazybastard 05:34, 27 August 2007 (CDT)
The single dumbest edit I've seen on ED.
--Miqrogroove 22:12, 22 December 2007 (CST)
[edit] Unwarranted Adulations
Why thanks thar! And I thought my endless hours of de-crapping went un-noticed.
-- Lindatronic 5.0 03:47, 28 July 2007 (CDT)
