From Encyclopedia Dramatica
MC:
hey there neo
h64:
hi neo
h64:
hi bonehenge
NeoLobster:
we have a question for you - it's about porn, so it should be up your alley
Renzo:
where
Renzo:
is
Renzo:
your
Renzo:
keeper
NeoLobster:
we are looking for a porn featuring a woman who is having sex while submerged in cement that is hardening throughout the porn
NeoLobster:
do you know where we might be able to find such a porn?
h64:
oh
NeoLobster:
hell Renzo
h64:
i used to have that
h64:
its japanese
aristotle73:
You mean the one with the woman encased in a block of cement?
h64:
and pretty lulzy
h64:
it used to be on empornium
NeoLobster:
find it for us
h64:
no.
h64:
it doesnt exist anymore
h64:
neo i haved zootube365
h64:
*hacked
h64:
ids 1-88
h64:
but after 88 their has stops following pattern
h64:
i decompiled their player but they obscured the variables
h64:
and i am not on eth so i cannot decode
Renzo:
guys
h64:
*meth
Renzo:
i havent
Renzo:
done drugs
Renzo:
in like
Renzo:
3 days
NeoLobster:
nice - zip up the gay ones
Renzo:
3
Renzo:
days
h64:
neo i will upload to dongescrow
PieAreSquare (PieIsALie@l0ld0ngs-643E348E.bbtec.net) joined the chat room.
NeoLobster:
make sure it's not in a public folder
NeoLobster:
and don't use too much bandwidth
PieAreSquare:
OK, faggots.
PieAreSquare:
Sit back and witness the birth of the chocolate cheeseburger.
PunaKone:
Renzo, you are suspended
Renzo:
i dont know
Renzo:
yet
h64:
no i will upload direct links
Renzo:
i find out
Renzo:
on monday
PunaKone:
PieAreSquare, wacky japanese
PunaKone:
Renzo, YOU
PunaKone:
ARE
PunaKone:
SUSPENDED
Renzo:
i am going to write a letter
Renzo:
and say i am sorry
Renzo:
and hope for the best
PieAreSquare:
I have with me here one McDonald's cheeseburger and one chocolate pie.
Renzo:
i am off drugs permantly tho
Renzo:
this is my 3day period
Renzo:
and i am starting to jones
Renzo:
the fuck out
feem:
wait which one are you
feem:
wait don't tell me
feem:
janemundane
janemundane:
you are clever
feem:
i always wanted to be a detective
janemundane:
you should have been
PieAreSquare:
OK, this is actually pretty good.
janemundane:
they wear cool hats
feem:
but now i'm an internet detective
feem:
dude
feem:
i have always wanted a fedora
PieAreSquare:
The chocolate sauce drowns the beef out a bit.
feem:
and a trenchcoat
janemundane:
i have a fake fedora
feem:
and a badge
PieAreSquare:
But the pickles fight back.
janemundane:
but no trenchcoat
feem:
and then i could walk around
janemundane:
i will make you a badge
feem:
and flash my badge at people
feem:
and have them not even look at it
feem:
and i'd be like
feem:
ha ha i'm a motorboat
feem:
and they'd be like "yes inspector"
janemundane:
im not sure thats how it works
janemundane:
but i suddenly believe you
PieAreSquare:
You have to show your rusty sherrif's badge to get attention.
feem:
now you're playing with power
janemundane:
you have to have a flip open badge
feem:
my wallet flips open
janemundane:
im sure there is a technical term
janemundane:
well, that will probably work then
feem:
do i still get to have laser eyes
janemundane:
people dont question people who have serious voices
h64:
NeoLobster: http://h64.dongescrow.com/zootube365.html
feem:
i can do a serious voice
h64:
hello feem
janemundane:
i cant
janemundane:
i sound like im joking
janemundane:
all the time
janemundane:
mostly because i am
feem:
well
feem:
most of the time when i do a serious voice
feem:
i am saying something completely ridiculous
janemundane:
like
janemundane:
i am a motorboat?
feem:
yes
janemundane:
squidgy
feem:
good morning
feem:
this is charles kuralt with the national weather service
feem:
i am a motorboat
feem:
and now you know
feem:
the rest of the story
feem:
good day
feem:
wait that isn't charles kuralt
feem:
that's uh
feem:
paul harvey
janemundane:
oh. HA. i totally bought it
janemundane:
i was like wow feem is a motorboat and also charles kuralt ripping off paul harvey
janemundane:
now i feel like a fool
janemundane:
i hope youre happy
feem:
well
feem:
at least you got chicken
janemundane:
true
janemundane:
WAITASECOND
feem:
imma get get get you drunk
feem:
get you chicken-drunk off mah
feem:
chicken
janemundane:
i think i will just let that settle
feem:
probably best
feem:
i used a lot of spices
janemundane:
someone said hi to you. you are rude
feem:
you may want to drink some more tea
feem:
wait who said hi
janemundane:
h64?
feem:
is there anyone else in this room besides you?!
janemundane:
i think.
feem:
h64: sup you wanna wrestle
cam:
he means naked wrestle
feem:
h64: i fight you dog
feem:
h64: i fight you fo sum blud
feem:
don't you be jawin' at me an' not puttin' up fo' it
h64:
no feem
h64:
i dont want to wrestle you
feem:
bitch you best get in the ring
h64:
not unless there was lubrication involved
h64:
my sweet sassy feem
cam:
feem is hella trippin
feem:
i'll give you a seventeen-year-old girl from the netherlands
feem:
how does that sound
feem:
cam did you see the video of my effects on small children
cam:
no link plz
h64:
please send
feem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfCxohSUwo8
h64:
in a box
feem:
turn down your volume
feem:
not all th eway
h64:
its ok if assembly is required
feem:
this is the effect i had on a small child in a clinical trial
h64:
this is going to be retarded
feem:
strangely enough
cam:
LOL
feem:
the music was actually produced _by_ the child
cam:
FUCK FEEM LOL
h64:
lol
feem:
during the process
cam:
hahahahahahaha
cam:
FEEM CAUSES SIDS
janemundane:
hating my alfred
h64:
hahaha
cam:
WE HAVE FOUND THE CAUSE OF SUDDEN INFANT DEATH SYNDROME
cam:
ITS FEEM
cam:
FEEM DID IT FOR THE LULZ
feem:
further examination showed that his skin cells were actually vibrating at a frequency which caused him to emit that sound
cam:
rly
h64:
lol
cam:
thats cool
feem:
yes
feem:
unfortunately shortly after this video was taken
feem:
a resonance cascade occurred
feem:
killing everyone in the lab
cam:
sweet
Dustbunny:
lols. no witnesses.
cam:
l o l s
cam:
hey
cam:
uhm...
cam:
IS THIS EFNET?
PieAreSquare:
WHO WANTS A PICTURE OF ME?
PieAreSquare:
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/450/bewareio3.jpg
cam:
your gay fux mask is lame
Dianoga:
help plz, it is late and I am not sure if this is funny: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Go_die
feem:
did you edit it
feem:
if so
feem:
it is not funny
feem:
problem solved
Dustbunny:
lol
Dianoga:
it is not that easy unfortunately
feem:
did i tell you you could laugh
feem:
oh i'm sorry dianoga
feem:
but it is
PieAreSquare:
That mask took me two hours to make.
cam:
uhm
cam:
oh i get it
cam:
it's a play on words
feem:
OH
cam:
how GAY of it
feem:
I GET IT
feem:
OH
feem:
I
feem:
GET
feem:
IT
feem:
OH, I GET IT
feem:
beasttube~~~
feem:
that's what you get
feem:
is a huge cocker spaniel cock
You kicked feem from the chat room. (you have fatitude)
feem (logan5@timecube.gov) joined the chat room.
feem:
oh my god you did not just kick me
cam:
o
feem:
you are banned, banned, banned
cam:
mf
cam:
g
feem:
banned from the server banned from the internet
Dianoga:
lol
feem:
banned from brown town
PieAreSquare:
Beasttube doesn't exist any more.
cam:
LOL
cam:
FEEM
feem:
i give a fuck
cam:
IS
cam:
LIKE
cam:
THE
cam:
CAT
cam:
IN
feem:
my capabilities
cam:
THE
cam:
HAT
feem:
exceed the boundaries
feem:
of space and time
feem:
and therefore i am not bound by petty things such as
feem:
THINGS NOT EXISTING
cam:
Dianoga: that article is gay, flush flush flush flush
cam:
yes
cam:
feem
cam:
you are like the cat
cam:
do you have
cam:
thing 1 and thing 2
PieAreSquare:
I concur. Waste of bandwidth.
cam:
and little cats a b and c
Dianoga:
it is almost clever except I hate puns
cam:
in your hat
cam:
excuse me your bandwidth is showing
Dianoga:
but last night I deleted horsenews and whitemystery cried
cam:
yes
cam:
that was funny
cam:
do it again
Dianoga:
ha
Dianoga:
oh this guy did not just post on my talk page whining about grey's anatomy
cam:
LOL
cam:
do not delete
Dianoga:
do not delete what
Dianoga:
him?
cam:
wait
cam:
do it
cam:
FINISH HIM
Dustbunny:
lol kill it with fire
cam:
HOLY
cam:
FUCK
cam:
LOL
Dianoga:
wat
cam:
(5:09:26 PM) ajt: Dianoga: WHERE ARE YOU AT IN MICHIGAN?
cam:
(5:09:27 PM) DLB: i stopped doing spoilers the day after it was released
cam:
(5:09:40 PM) DLB: cuz i figured everyone who cared was not on the internet, they were in their rooms reading it
cam:
(5:09:42 PM) rEph: DLB: heh, I never did any...
cam:
(5:09:42 PM) Dianoga: ajt: look dude, you already interrogated me once about whether I'm a spy for your ex-wife, now can it
cam:
(5:09:54 PM) ajt: oh
cam:
(5:09:56 PM) ajt: oh wow
cam:
(5:10:05 PM) ajt: I am a little taken aback
cam:
(5:10:07 PM) Aardvark: Well, around here, John Day, I think it likely that people haven't read the book by now. Our library has it on a long list of people reserving it
cam:
(5:10:09 PM) DLB: rEph: i wrote the spoilers that were copypasted everywhere on the tubes :D
cam:
(5:10:09 PM) ajt left the room (Kicked by Dianoga (SHE SAYS HI BTW)).
cam:
(5:10:14 PM) DLB: oh shit
cam:
(5:10:14 PM) rEph: hahahah
cam:
(5:10:18 PM) DLB: some nigger is dead now
cam:
(5:10:21 PM) Dr_Sheneequa: ajt has an ex wife?
cam:
(5:10:25 PM) Dr_Sheneequa: Dianoga: lol bad idea
cam:
(5:10:30 PM) anonymuncule.irc: (notice) *** You are permanently banned from anonymuncule (and I say "Fuck you")
cam:
ahahahahahahhahaahahahhaahhahhhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
Dianoga:
cam: haha oh god
Dianoga:
that was the start of a long string of temp g-lines
h64:
hahahaha
h64:
aaaahahaha
janemundane:
feem: that is here AND there.
cam:
oh
cam:
oh wow
feem:
oh how clever
cam:
i am alittle taken back
feem:
OH GOD, I'M HAVING A CLEVER ATTACK
cam:
it is neither here nor there nor anywhere
cam:
i do not like green eggs and ham
cam:
i do not like them
feem:
christ, then don't eat them
cam:
I WONT EAT THEM
feem:
shut up stop bitching to me about the fucking green eggs and ham
feem:
god
cam:
WITH A FOX
janemundane:
or
cam:
OR IN A BOX
janemundane:
write a book about it
feem:
cam i am is such a dick
janemundane:
because i hear that sells
janemundane:
like hotcakes
feem:
nobody cares about your green eggs and ham
feem:
no
janemundane:
or rather, like eggs and ham
feem:
it sells like green eggs and ham
cam:
do you like green eggs and ham
cam:
feem
cam:
do you like them
janemundane:
which isnt that popular
feem:
i hope you die
janemundane:
really
feem:
not you
janemundane:
well, not to me
cam:
would you eat them in a car
cam:
or at the bar
janemundane:
oh fine
cam:
or with a fox
janemundane:
i will just do that
cam:
or in a box
feem:
no wait
Dianoga:
wouldn't green eggs and ham be full of delicious botulism or something
cam:
or in a tree
cam:
or with a bee
feem:
what are we doing
• janemundane
dies
feem:
no
feem:
stop
feem:
bad
Dianoga:
so there would probably be death
feem:
verboten
feem:
das ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben
• janemundane
stops dying
cam:
JUST TRY THEM FEEM AND THEN YOU'LL SEE YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
• feem
touches janemundane's blinkenlichten
cam:
YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE THEM
cam:
CAM I AM
• janemundane
slaps feem
janemundane:
FRESH!
feem:
APPLE CIDER!
Dianoga:
oh ow I just saw a bad picture ow
feem:
FRESH-SQUEEZED APPLE CIDER
feem:
COME AND GET IT
feem:
note: may or may not be urine
cam:
what about eggs and ham
janemundane:
you have tricked me again
AD (AD@l0ld0ngs-86D0A109.dsl.scrm01.sbcglobal.net) joined the chat room.
feem:
i am a devilish master of flies
feem:
and/or thighs
janemundane:
i think i like eggs more than i really do.
cam:
do you like apple bottoms jeans and boots with the fur dianoga
janemundane:
same with popcorn
feem:
cam
feem:
i need to urinate
feem:
prepare the entourage
feem:
we are taking
feem:
AN ADVENTURE TRIP
AD:
so what does ODB mean by having a mac connection. as in actually working for them?
cam:
will you require soemoen to hold it 4u
cam:
also
feem:
no i require a lathe
cam:
DO U SIT WHEN U PISS JUST TO CHANGE THINGS UP
feem:
and a drill press
feem:
SOMETIMES
feem:
WHEN I AM HALF-ASLEEP
feem:
TO PREVENT PISSING EVERYWHERE
cam:
the only thing
cam:
you will be getting
cam:
to prevent pissing
janemundane:
that is what everyone says.
janemundane:
half-asleep/drunk
cam:
is a catheter
janemundane:
i dont buy it
feem:
well it's mostly true
feem:
when i'm half-asleep or lazy
cam:
or
janemundane:
mhm
janemundane:
thats what they say, too
cam:
jane
cam:
listen
feem:
well that's probably because it's true
cam:
we dont lie
feem:
don't you tell jane to listen
cam:
about these things
cam:
excuse me
cam:
what did you say
feem:
don't you tell jane to listen
feem:
there i bolded it for you
cam:
dont bold talk me
janemundane:
yes, thats what they say too
cam:
do
feem:
i'll bold talk who i want to
feem:
here
cam:
not
feem:
watch
cam:
bold
cam:
talk
cam:
me
cam:
mother
cam:
fucker
feem:
ajt is a bowl of fruit
feem:
sherrod has no eyes
feem:
see
feem:
i will bold talk
feem:
who i want
cam:
you
cam:
listen
cam:
here
feem:
i'll listen to who i want to
feem:
you know why
cam:
no i cant i am
cam:
loling irl
feem:
because i'm a rebel
janemundane:
rebel
feem:
r e b e l
cam:
rebel
feem:
if i want to
janemundane:
ReBeL
feem:
i will fucking listen
feem:
to joan baez
feem:
fucking
feem:
carly simon
feem:
with a strap-on
feem:
IN ADDITION
janemundane:
hot
feem:
to her god-given dick
cam:
so today
feem:
what, you didn't know that joan baez had a penis?
janemundane:
i imagine that sounds a lot like fleetwood mac
cam:
a guy told me a joke
feem:
WELL NEITHER DID CARLY UNTIL LAST NIGHT
cam:
and it went like this
feem:
in fact
feem:
it does
cam:
he says to me he says: "why did the chicken cross the road
cam:
and i reply
cam:
"i dunno who cares"
cam:
and he goes
cam:
"no, its because it made a conscious decision to cross the road"
feem:
hey do you remember the time you fell out of the tree and broke my leg?
feem:
because i think you do, and that's why you're such a bitch now
feem:
cam is this guy some sort of peta confessional
cam:
i dont know he is insane though
cam:
like
cam:
this one time he told me a joke
feem:
does he chew on lemurs
cam:
about why plants are green
cam:
and i was like
cam:
WHY
feem:
hey cam
cam:
and he was like
cam:
hey
feem:
what's brown and sticky
cam:
i am telling a story
Dianoga:
A STICK LOL
janemundane:
i know
feem:
i don't give a hoot
janemundane:
i know
feem:
okay
feem:
now
cam:
a
cam:
hoot
feem:
what's red and sticky
cam:
LOL
feem:
BATON ROUGE
feem:
get it?!?!?!
feem:
GET IT?!?!?!
Dianoga:
... oh my god.
feem:
BECAUSE BATON ROUGE
janemundane:
i dont get it
cam:
ya whatever
feem:
MEANS RED STICK IN FRENCH
janemundane:
i dont get it, still
janemundane:
thats...
cam:
its
feem:
baton rouge means red stick in french
cam:
yeah we know
cam:
ok
Dustbunny:
blargh
feem:
in french
cam:
we know
feem:
baton rouge
janemundane:
thats not a joke
feem:
means red stick
janemundane:
thats
PieAreSquare (PieIsALie@l0ld0ngs-643E348E.bbtec.net) left the chat room. (Quit: )
cam:
Dustbunny: blargh
feem:
maybe you're not a joke
janemundane:
thats just a fact
feem:
maybe you're a statement
Dianoga:
it makes sense if you were paying attention to the first joke
cam:
maybe jews did wtc
cam:
is this
cam:
even the time
cam:
Dianoga: i was but like
Dianoga:
yes
feem:
listen
feem:
to the sound
cam:
why is the water blue
feem:
of a whole other o
feem:
new apple cinnamon
feem:
cherrios
janemundane:
i think maybe you are just too smart for me, feem
feem:
i mean cheerios
feem:
i think maybe you are just too beautiful for me
feem:
jane
feem:
mundane
Dianoga:
he's bilingual
feem:
and now i have to go slice my hair off
feem:
what's left of it
janemundane:
i sing a clorox commercial in my head sometimes
cam:
im trilingual
cam:
i am fluent in piglatin
feem:
sometimes i sing the body electric
feem:
but then i stepped in ralph waldo emerson
feem:
and had to go in early
cam:
you guys are throwing me off
feem:
a cliff
feem:
HA
feem:
HA
cam:
my grove
cam:
you
cam:
are
cam:
throwing it off
feem:
who are you calling grove
janemundane:
the one that goes -her whites are whiter, her blues are brighter, and nicky is pretty as a rainbow-
cam:
groove
feem:
r
cam:
even
feem:
a tisket
feem:
a tasket
feem:
a flower making basket
cam:
a tea set?
janemundane:
but he actually says -rayeeaaahmbow-
cam:
LOL
cam:
FEEM
cam:
hahahahaha
janemundane:
so i say it that way, too
feem:
WANT A LITTLE EXCITEMENT?!
cam:
DO
cam:
YOU
cam:
WANT
feem:
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
cam:
TO
cam:
GET
cam:
FINGERED
cam:
OR
cam:
DO
cam:
YOU
cam:
WANt
cam:
TO
cam:
GET
cam:
FUCKED
Dianoga:
no
feem:
uhm
feem:
cam
cam:
the time is now
feem:
i found this picture of you
cam:
yes/no
Dustbunny:
snap
feem:
http://feem.net/~logan5/ cam .jpg
cam:
o
janemundane:
cam is hot.
feem:
The speaker laughed seemingly unoffended. 'I'm not selling anything. Actually, I suppose you could say I'm giving it away.' He moved to sit down, and as he did so, the sunlight was momentarily caught and diffused in his hair giving him a golden halo, an appropriate harbinger of what was to come.
feem:
brb
cam:
feem
cam:
feem
cam:
feem
cam:
feem
cam:
feem
cam:
feem
cam:
are you there
cam:
are
cam:
you
cam:
AROUND
cam:
feem
h64:
wow feem
h64:
putting on a little weight?
cam:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 this is a video of feems effect on himself
feem:
what
h64:
lol
cam:
HE CALLED YOU FAT
cam:
HA
cam:
HA HA
feem:
you know what happened to the last person to call me fat
feem:
HE TURNED INTO ME
h64:
lol
cam:
you put the lotion on his skin
cam:
didnt you
cam:
i bet you did
cam:
i bet you loved it
feem:
i don't give my lotion to just anyone
janemundane:
more tea for me
Dustbunny:
putthefuckinglotioninthebasket
feem:
"tea"
janemundane:
yes
cam:
yes
janemundane:
yes
cam:
are you copying me
janemundane:
are you copying me
feem:
i'm a mop
feem:
moppin' around
You kicked janemundane from the chat room. (HA HA I WIN)
feem:
HOW DARE YOU
cam:
o plz its not like irc hookers are hard to come by
eppigy:
i like mops
feem:
cam
cam:
hey eppigy
feem:
i'm never inviting you to my house for nigger soup again
cam:
what
cam:
why
cam:
:(
feem:
because you're a man
cam:
oh
feem:
also
feem:
http://pics.livejournal.com/shadrad/pic/000c9e8h
cam:
LOL
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well played
h64:
lol
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my worthy opponent
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but
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do you
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one fish two fish red fish blue fish?
feem:
eat more chicken
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water my melon
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also
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there is also
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black fish blue fish old fish new fish
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and then
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this one has a little star
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this one has a little car
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say! what a lot
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of fish there are
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yes some are red
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and some are blue
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some are old
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and some are new
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some are sad
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and some are glad
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and some- are very, very bad
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why are they glad and bad
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i do not know
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go ask your dad
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some are thin
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some are fat
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the fat one has
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a yellow hat
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from there to here
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from here to ther
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funny things
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are every where
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here are some
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cam:
who like to run
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they run for fun
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in the hot hot sun
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oh me oh my
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oh me oh my
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what a lot of things to go by
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some have two feet
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some have four feet
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some have six feet
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some have more feet
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where do they come from? i cant say
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but i bet they come a long long way
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we see them come
eppigy:
ROBBLE ROBBLE
eppigy:
ROBBLE ROBBLE
cam:
we see them go
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IM NOT
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FUCKING
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DONE
eppigy:
ROBBLE ROBBLE
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YET
eppigy:
ROBBLE ROBBLE
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some are fast
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some are slow
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some are high
Dianoga:
okay I have to test something
BURK:
SNUSSLESNUSSLE
eppigy:
ROBBLE?
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and some are low
Dianoga:
!horse
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fail
eppigy:
YES
Dianoga:
awwww damn.
eppigy:
BOT
eppigy:
IS
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eppigy:
FAIL
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h64:
Dianoga: horsenews not here
Dustbunny:
moar
BURK:
HORSE COCKS
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not one of them
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is like another
Dianoga was promoted to operator by BURK.
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dont ask us why
Dianoga:
surprised whitemystery did not put it up here
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go ask your mother
Dianoga:
ty burk
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say
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look at his fingers
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one
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two
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three
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how many fingers
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do you see
Dianoga:
twelve
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one two three four
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five sex secen
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eight nine ten
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he has eleven!
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eleven!
h64:
Dianoga: weev would be the person to do that
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this is something new
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i wish i had
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eleven too
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bump
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bump
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bump
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did you ever ride a wump
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we have a wump
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with just one hump
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but
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we know a man
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called mr. gump
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mr gump has a seven hump wump
Dianoga:
I think ajt was going to give wm ops
Dianoga:
not sure
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so...
eppigy:
i wouldnt think WM is from #chirp
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if you like to go bump bump
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just jump on the hump
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of the wump of gump
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who ami ?
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my name is ned.
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i do not like
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my little bed
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this is no good
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this is not right
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my feet stick out
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of bed all night
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and when i pull them in
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oh dear!
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my head sticks out of bed
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up here
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we like our bike
Dustbunny:
MOAR
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it is made for three
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our mike
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sits up in back
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you see
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we like our mike
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and this is why
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mike does all the work
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when the hills get high
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Hello there, ned
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How do you do
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tell me tell me
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what is new?
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how are things in your little bed?
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what is new?
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please tell me, ned
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I do not like
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this bed at all
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a lot of things
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have come to call
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a cow, a dog, cat, a mouse
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oh what a bed oh! what a house
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oh dear oh dear !
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i can not hear
cam:
will you please
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cam:
come over here?
cam:
will you please look in my ear?
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there must be something there, i fear.
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say, look!
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A bird was in your ear
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but he is out. so have no fear
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again your ear can hear, my dear.
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My hat is old
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My teeth are gold
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I have a bird
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I like to hold
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My shoe is off
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My foot is cold
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My shoe is off
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My foot is cold
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I have a bird
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I liked to hold
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My hat is old
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My teeth are gold
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And now
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my story
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is all told
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We took a look
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We saw a nook
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on his head
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he had a hook
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On his hook
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he had a book
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on his book
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was "how to cook"
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We saw him sit
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and try to cook
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he took a look
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at the book on the hook
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By a nook cant read
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so a nook cant cook
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SO....
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what good to a nook is a hook cook book?
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The moon was out
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and we saw some sheep
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We saw some sheep
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Take a walk in their sleep
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By the light of the moon
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By the light of a star,
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they walked all night
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from near to far
weev:
cam:
I would never walk
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I would take a car
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I do not like
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This one so well
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Al he does
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is yell, yell, yell
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I will not have this one about
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When he comes in
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I put him out
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this one is quiet as a mouse
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I like to have him
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in the house
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At our house
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we open cans
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WE have to open
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many cans
cam:
And that is why
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we have a zans.
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A zans for cans
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is very good
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Have you a zans for cans?
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You should.
cam:
I like to box.
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How I like to box!
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So, every day,
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I box a Gox
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In yellow socks
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I box in Gox
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I box in yellow
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Go box socks
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It is fun to sing
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if you sing with a ying
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my ying can sing
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like anything
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I sing high
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and my Ying sings low,
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and we are not too bad,
cam:
you know.
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This one
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I think
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is Called
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a Yink
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He likes to win
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he likes to drink
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He likes to drink
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and drink
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and drink
cam:
The thing he likes to drink
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is ink
cam:
The ink he likes to drink is pink
cam:
He likes to wink and drink pink ink
cam:
SO....
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if you have a lot of ink,
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then you should get
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a yink, I think.
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Hop! hop! hop!
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I am a yop
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All I like to do is hop
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from finger top
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to finger top
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I hop from left
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to right
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and then...
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hop hop!
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I hop right back again
cam:
I like to hop
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all day and night
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from right to left
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and left to right
cam:
Why do I like to hop, hop, hop?
cam:
I do not know.
cam:
Go ask your pop
cam:
Brush! Brush!
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cam:
Brush! Brush!
cam:
Comb! Comb!
cam:
Comb! Comb!
cam:
Blue hair
cam:
is fun
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to brush
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and comb
cam:
All girls who like
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to brush and come
cam:
should have a pet
cam:
like this at home.
cam:
Who is this pet?
cam:
Say!
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he is a wet!
cam:
You never yet
cam:
met a pet
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i bet
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as wet as they let
cam:
this wet pet get
cam:
Did you ever
cam:
fly a kite?
cam:
in bed?
cam:
Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head?
cam:
Did you ever milk
cam:
this kind of cow?
cam:
Well, we can do it
cam:
we know how
cam:
If you never did
cam:
you should
cam:
These things are fun and fun is good
cam:
Hello!
cam:
Hello!
cam:
Are you there?
cam:
Hello!
cam:
I called you up
cam:
to say hello
cam:
I said Hello
cam:
Can you hear me, Joe?
cam:
Oh, no.
cam:
I can not hear your call.
cam:
I can not hear your call at all.
cam:
This is not good
cam:
and I know why
cam:
A mouse has cut the wire.
cam:
good-by!
cam:
From near to far
cam:
From here to there
cam:
Funny things
cam:
are every where
cam:
These yellow pets
cam:
are called the Zeds.
cam:
they have one hair
cam:
up on their heads
cam:
Their hair grows fast...
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so fast, they say,
cam:
they need a hair cut
cam:
every day
cam:
Who am I?
cam:
My name is Ish.
cam:
On my hand I have a dish.
cam:
I have this dish
cam:
to help me wish
cam:
When I wish to make a wish
cam:
I wave my hand with a big swish swish
cam:
then I say, "I wish for fish!"
cam:
And I get fish right on my dish.
cam:
So......
cam:
If you wish to wish a wish,
cam:
you may wish for fish
cam:
with my ish wish dish.
cam:
Look what we found
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in the park
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in the dark
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We will take him home
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We will call him calrk
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He will live at our house.
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He will grow and grow.
cam:
Will our mother like this?
cam:
we don't know.
cam:
and now
cam:
Good night.
cam:
It is time to sleep
cam:
So we will sleep
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With our pet Zeep
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Today is gone. Today was fun.
cam:
Tomorrow is another one.
cam:
Every day,
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from here to there
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funny things are every where.
cam:
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-cOMBO BREAKER!
You made this room no longer moderated for normal users.
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janemundane:
i always wanted a weeble
