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Cargirl is a fat wannabe porn star. If you see her, please rape her immediately. Homepage

Contents 1 You May Know Me From 2 Quotes About Cargirl 3 The only thing that makes me laugh 4 Did you notice? 5 To Do

You May Know Me From

The street corner

• Washington
• Keith Olbermann
• Catholic
• Indiana
• Rachel Maddow
• Rahm Emanuel
• Richard Nixon
• Obamunists

Quotes About Cargirl

“	You're fat.	„
—Everyone

“	<@BURK> look you are shit ugly so you clearly dont know what you are talking about	„
—#encyclopediadramatica

The only thing that makes me laugh

Did you notice?

I switched from third person singular tense to the first person singular tense.

To Do

• Joel McHale
• White middle class liberal
• JFK and many articles it links to. Also, create Bobby Kennedy section.
• John Seigenthaler Sr.
• Ralph Nader
• Kosovo
• Bipolar disorder
• J. Edgar Hoover
• David Patraeus
• The OC
• SNL
• Tina Fey
• Rick Sanchez
• Jimmy Fallon
• Watchmen
• Youtube Poop
• Christian

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