User:Cayde

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A mild-mannered computer tech-slave to a major electronics retailer by day, but by night, he becomes Cayde, EDiot, former /b/tard, and self-proclaimed "Lieutenant of Lulz", a title that means absolutely nothing but makes Cayde feel like a speshul boy.

Cayde has been around the interwebbernets for at least 100 years, and one day in a fit of drunken boredom, stumbled his way across Encyclopedia Dramatica, in all it's lulz-y glory. He proceeded to laugh so hard it hurt, bookmarked the page, and passed out on his keyboard.

When he woke the next day, and still found it filled with lulz, he lurked around for a while, before finally getting off his ass to ask for an account, which the sainted Ribo bestowed upon him (and his friend AdriFii whose computer was too much of a faggot to allow him on IRC at the time), along with much dong.

A gamer, Cayde's secret weakness is Halo, which he both loves with all his heart, and enjoys mocking the shit out of, because if you can;t do it for the lulz, you ain't livin.

Cayde is a qualified Attorney at lol who is infamous for laying the smackdown on that sixteen-year-old slutbag with a vendetta against anyone who doesn't appease her ridiculous level of arrogance and snobbery. For God's sake, fuck dat shit!

Due to recent events involving the Meyshi scandal and his PWNING thereof, Cayde has been asked to father as many intraweb babiez as possible in order to distribute the rare "WIN" gene that he is rumored to possess.

[edit] Accomplishments Since Joining

• Participated in the trolling of Jeffrey Hyde, earning himself the unique ban-title, "Jeff Troll" from the Adult Swim Message Board Staff
• Learned that, on above message board, the word "twat" is not filtered
• Currently participating in the semi-IRL troll of the twat fanfiction writer Meyshi.