User:Cdaae13
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
cdaae13 is a female impersonator working on a PhD in World Domination UCLJD. She is a liar and a coward and her face is shaped like a banana.
Privately cdaae13 is a shy individual who agonizes over the fate of pet cats and hamsters, and never sends cold food back in restaurants. She is known in her local community for her selfless and devoted work on behalf of the Albanians. As a young child she had an incident with a beach ball which must never be mentioned to her face, or on her journal, for fear of inciting an epileptic fit. She is a charter member of the Flat Earth Society and has flown to the moon to see for herself that the Earth is a flat disc. Her idols include Eartha Kitt, Patrick Stewart, and Rob Zombie.
Posing online as a young female Phantom fan for many years, she has become another focus of attention for Meele, due to her genius for cut-and-pasting entries before they are deleted. She recently honored Meele with an LJ colorbar.
Her latest venture is a company which will market and distribute small yellow balls programmed to eat fangirls en mass, at conventions and similar events. A number of obscure actors are providing her with anonymous start-up funding.
She is a camwhore, a drama whore, and a malicious user of sarcasm and irony. She has been banned from questioning_lds and aborted from feminists4life.
She is entirely unconnected with the Mafia, and wishes to stress that very firmly indeed.
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Cdaae13's LJ was recently suspended because of "indirect references" to Meele after a comment ban. LJ Abuse refused to cite the said references. This is just another example of abuse team, specifically Michelle, having issues. Meele claimed SHE WON ^_^ even though she's had over 20 accounts of her own suspended or deleted.
Please note that Cdaae13 only edits her own entries whilst drunk.
[edit] Cdaae13's new LJ Accounts
Cdaae13 has a new LJ account under the name of yellow_finch
Cdaae13/yellow_finch also has an LJ account under the name of Victoria4usa
yellow_finch/cdaae13 accidentally outs herself as Victoria4usa
