User:Chemical smelly

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"Imagine A Boot Stamping Into A Human Face - Forever"

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Warning!: This user's favourite movie is The Secret Of Nimh.

[edit] History Of A Man Named After An Unspecific Odor

Useless anarchic Brit who finds himself locked within that old, old dilemma of history forever repeating itself - Has toured the "biggies" like Myspace and Livejournal, and found them wanting. Now all he wishes to do is take the piss, okay? This user reckons the human race has only about five years worth of Western Civilisation left within it, so troll minions, troll.

This Livejournal (Chemical_Smelly) does not exist, it's only a pointless attempt to increase this user's credibility. And why not? let's face it, in a world that is bereft of such old-fashioned yardsticks such as serving in the military and a private education, it's the only way an individual can get his personality aired. fuck blogs. they're as faceless as a news report from CNN. Chemical Smelly has made it his life work to aid people in their quest for pointless celebrity.... And getting their penis on facebook.

[edit] Pages She Has Created!

• VTEC Just Kicked In Yo
• We're Not Afraid
• Ricer
• O noes her nanomachines!11!!
• Dental Plan
• Sainsburys
• Push butan

There is substantially more, but he's embarrassed by it's very existence. And you should be too.

I am an architect, they call me a butcher.. Whoa, whoa, whoa life can be cruel... Life in Toe-Kee-Yo!! [edit] The Life Of "A Smelly Chemical" My heart goes ping!! And a lousy numbness pains my sense, As if of Watneys I had drunk, Or thrown up all over your carpet. Alright officer, I'll come quietly. Gillian Anderson has seen better days. Warning! This contributor is a cunt. You can help by murdering his or her parents. It's a little late now, sure, but it's the thought that counts. Right? [edit] The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Ah, the pleasure we derive from healthy young girls promoting Venereal Disease. Please forgive me for any damage I may do to your feeling, both real and imagined. I try not to. In the meantime, please enjoy a cupcake, with my compliments, fgt. Attention! This user appears to be racist. They may be doing it for the lulz; if not, feel free to troll them by telling them how you're a nigger jew who enjoys fucking white women. As usual, if their fucktardery makes them unfunny, revert every single edit. The Jihad is coming, kill all Muslims while we still have the chance!! ARRRGGGHHHHH!!