User:Chunkmunky/Banaconda

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ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME Chunkmunky/Banaconda will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it.

Proof that a newfag made this up. The font for BANACONDA is completely wrong and snake in the shoop pic is not even a fucking anaconda

Moar proof that a newfag did this. The caption should read, "how do I BANNED noob?"

an alleged banaconda, doing what it does best.

FAIL

The Banaconda is the primary weapon used for banning fags from IRC. Banaconda is an unfunny testament to the epic fail of newfags and their pathetic attempts to force memes. Because everyone knows MS Paint + posting it on ED makes something a meme and posting things over and over makes them funny.

Banaconda is the evil mortal enemy of Happy Snake. Unlike Banaconda, Happy Snake is made of win and good.

Banaconda Info

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Orgins

Some retards were circle jerking to furry pr0n on IRC when all of a sudden one of them had an idea!

<Towelie> We need a...
<Towelie> Ban-Aconda
<Towelie> Instead of an anaconda
<MadCat> lulz
<Towelie> LMAO
<MadCat> ...
<ihateswine> new meme!
<shane_b> yes.
<Towelie> imma chargin mah ban-aconda
<shane_b> D=
<ihateswine> Bitches don't know bout my ban-aconda
<shane_b> that needs to become a meme now.
<shane_b> is it plz bcoem meme tiem now.
<MadCat> yes
<MadCat> banaconda
<Towelie> bitches don't know about my meme = banaconda
<shane_b> good.
<Towelie> it needz to be memeised

After that stroke of genius, this fag User:ihateswine made a bunch of fail MS Paintings of snakes and posted them on ED in an attempt to force this gay ass meme.

Usage

<shane_b> *  Banacondas are uncoincidentally phallic.
<shane_b> *  Never get on the wrong side of a Banaconda.
<shane_b> *  Banacondas are native to IRC and /b/
<Towelie> i like
<shane_b> how does tha banaconda attack?
<Towelie> hmm...
<ihateswine> -/banaconda n00b
<shane_b> lol okay
* Khalnath throws a No u @ ihateswine.
<Dreadnought> lol
<shane_b> <ihateswine> /banaconda n00b
<shane_b> *Banaconda sets mode +b n00b
<Towelie> I suck cocks

Moar Fail

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          +k +b fgt!

See Also

• Fail
• Forced Meme
• Unfunny
• AIDS

...or just fucking deleting it.