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User:Chunkmunky/Giant Isopod

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The Giant Isopod Bathynomus giganteus is the physical embodiment of awesome. They are related to sow bugs, and live >9000 feet under the sea. Some time ago a pic was posted of some of these critters devouring their natural prey, the Dorito, and an internet phenomenon was born.

[edit] Everyone <3 Isopod

He will eat your fucking soul.
He will eat your fucking soul.

The Doritopod pic was spammed all over blogs and forums, garnishing both amazement and disbelief, although many people thought they were looking at the remnants of a lobster dinner. Lusers made Giant Isopod fanart, t-shirts, and wrote songs dedicated to them, because the internet really doesn't have anything better to do.

[edit] Fun Facts

  • Giant Isopod, along with Axolotl and Fishing Cat, is one of the most common "what is this?" threads on /an/. You can troll them to no end with it.
  • Frito-Lay tried a fail marketing campaign for Doritos using a Giant Isopod character named PB (Pill Bug), and even made him into an xbawks game.
  • Some idiot put together an entire album of songs dedicated to the Giant Isopod and tried to get Doritos to sponsor him. His lulzy pitch letter to Frito-Lay can be found here, in which he somehow managed to misspell 'Doritos'.


[edit] What have we learned today?

Underwater crustaceans are kick ass, and people will try to make money off of anything.

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