User:Chunkmunky/Giant Isopod
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Giant Isopod Bathynomus giganteus is the physical embodiment of awesome. They are related to sow bugs, and live >9000 feet under the sea. Some time ago a pic was posted of some of these critters devouring their natural prey, the Dorito, and an internet phenomenon was born.
[edit] Everyone <3 Isopod
The Doritopod pic was spammed all over blogs and forums, garnishing both amazement and disbelief, although many people thought they were looking at the remnants of a lobster dinner. Lusers made Giant Isopod fanart, t-shirts, and wrote songs dedicated to them, because the internet really doesn't have anything better to do.
[edit] Fun Facts
- Giant Isopod, along with Axolotl and Fishing Cat, is one of the most common "what is this?" threads on /an/. You can troll them to no end with it.
- Frito-Lay tried a fail marketing campaign for Doritos using a Giant Isopod character named PB (Pill Bug), and even made him into an xbawks game.
- Some idiot put together an entire album of songs dedicated to the Giant Isopod and tried to get Doritos to sponsor him. His lulzy pitch letter to Frito-Lay can be found here, in which he somehow managed to misspell 'Doritos'.
| —restlessboy |
[edit] What have we learned today?
Underwater crustaceans are kick ass, and people will try to make money off of anything.
[edit] Gallery
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