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This article needs a serious clean up
Somebody should do something about it.



All Lebron can really do is travel to the hoop and dunk, It is a lot easier to get the height he does when you don't have to worry about getting stripped because you're holding the ball in your hands all the way down the court, just runs full force into guys and either watches them move out of the way or get called for a foul because he ran them over. He travels constantly and whines like a bitch

99% of his moves are power moves. Boring as fuck. Even when he had a free dunk in the all star game he did a guess what..unoriginal power dunk. He lookes awkward running the floor, he is duck footed, is a spotlight hog. After shaq performed that dance in the allstar game he comes out trying to do a stupid dance to get attention. Also other stupid ass attention craving things he does, like the chalk throw, and the acting out taking a picture of his team. Fucking lame. He has no "finesse" like others that are fun to watch. When Jordan played you didnt know what he would do. His creativity and finesse would keep people guessing. Same deal with Kobe. He does new moves every game, and doesnt look akward spinning contorting his body around. Same goes for a few other players around the league. Plus the cavs have 4 allstars former or active on the team people seem to forget. Cavs have a shitty record against the good teams. USa couldnt win with basically 90% the same team 4 years ago. They got the bronze. NBA is trying so hard to push lebrick in your face its sickening.

look at his skills set. Is he the best shooter in the league? I wouldn't even put him in the top 15. Is he a great ball handler? Well hes no Chris Paul thats for sure, and that crab dribble? Defensivly his size and speed help him a lot, he doesn't necessarily read the offence like some like Kobe does. Is he focused on the game? Hell fucking no, this guy wants to be on the cover of magazines, wants to be the highlight player and wants to be on a bigger stage than Cleveland. 



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