User:Clapaucius
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This just in: fuck you.
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[edit] EDtorial
Too many retards are glad to have found in ED a justification for acting retarded. It is uncertain whether this needs more explaining, but just in case go on YouTube and type "for the lulz" in the search box. 'Nuff said.
[edit] Fucking ED...
... has too many longass articles about random people no-one gives a fuck about. Spending 2 hours sifting through all of some furry's online stuff, and then spending another 2 hours posting shit on ED about said furry (OMG screencaps proving Furry 1 copied Furry 2's art!!!1) is useless. It is also silly and, more importantly, it has very low lulz value because only a few people even know what the whole thing is about. Good trolling, in my humble opinion, should be minimal troll input for maximal result. If too much effort is put into trolling, what we have is known as FAIL. The exception to this, of course, is when the trolling yields outstanding IRL results such as angry phone calls, cutting, suicide, etc. In these cases, there's no such thing as too much effort.
[edit] Trolling
...is awesome, but only do it to people who are asking for it. Trolling perfectly ordinary web communities of perfectly ordinary people doing perfectly ordinary things is retarded, sorry. Trolling furries, christians or gamers, on the other hand, should be encouraged.
[edit] Believing anyone gives a fuck about this
...is what I don't do.
[edit] Grammar Nazi
Part of why I joined ED was because of the sheer amount of typos I kept seeing. I hope it's okay to edit a page just to change an "its" into an "it's" or vice-versa, because I intend to do just that when I happen to stumble upon such things. What I won't do, however, is say stuff like "omg u can't spel worth a dam, usux, gtfo", or do anything else than change the typo.
[edit] The internet
More serious than ever.
