User:Classic3801

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Oh... what can one say about such a sad, wanky, Schubert-loving little specimen of a Soulseek user such as Classic3801?

Well... if you don't have your Soulseek folder organized according to Classic3801's strict, proper, fully and correctly alphabetized, rules... than you'll get banned. As is usual with Soulseek, the 'no discussion' principle gives the user a sense of power he would not otherwise have (for example 'in real life', or amongst men who are 'bigger than he is').

Let's be generous for a moment: the little squirt (sic) is probably autistic: he just doesn't like the colors of Soulseek to begin with, so any more disorganization or randomization is just gonna shake his little planet beyond all measure.

Plus, his mother died a year or so ago... and, errm, yes, perhaps it is about time he took her to see an undertaker... but maybe he finds her just a tiny bit, excuse me, arousing in her present state.

Yuk.

Maybe, like the syphillitic, freakshow composer he so admires, he'll die young and be lauded.

Somehow, though... ah well... This must stand as sole tribute to his life.