User:Crotchofpower

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

By using a combination of my ability to move faster than the speed of light (hence my multiple appearances in this picture) and my CROTCH POWER!(tm) I was able to levitate this dirt bike almost five feet off the ground.

"I am the crotch of power, all must bow down before the magical levitation abilities of my genitles!"

When Billy Billbillerton was but a todler (age 19) he was hit by a semi and kiled. That is totaly irrelevant to the Crotch of Power (tm). Crotch, as his friends know him, was born on the planet Testiculon, in the Scrotsacrities galaxy to parents Vag, and Whang Ofpower. The Ofpowers were good parents, instiling all the nessecary values and morals in their son, but for some reason he was still a total asshole.

When Crotch turned 4, he ran away from home and somehow ended up on Earth, don't ask me how, because I'm too lazy to make it up right now. Suffice to say, he found a relic of immense power, shoved it in his pee-hole, and is now the mighty super-thing: The Crotch of Power (tm).