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User:D-Malice

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Warning!Image:Alcoholic-icon.gifThis user is a career alcoholic.
You can help by buying this person a drink and donating your liver.

Contents

HEY DOUCHEBAGS!

Since you're here anyway, you can see what I've done for you and what you can help me with:

Made:

Dontopen-youreyes
Imma Let You Finish (aka "Yo X I'm Really Y For You") - YOUR FUCKING WELCOME (BTW thx 4 halp <3 )
Schoolchan - RE-smarted w/ halp

Making:

Serial Experiments: Lain - truly, a labor of love
Signatures! Will probably make a few when most bored

Contributed:

Borderlands - Someone beat me to creating, ah well, cleaning is fine, too.
Dubstep
ED Forums
Gaia Online
New Mexico
Resident Evil 5
Silent Hill
Techno
Wapanese
...And a lot of shit he can't remember.

Achievements

Image:Achievement_11.jpg Hammer's So Cash +2
Get banned twice in the same week by the same sysop.



Dance to HAET and An Heroes

Hare 1337 NewFag lix 4 bndz-AIDS stuf ecks-dee

I'm not even going to pretend it's good, but if you're tired of Rickrolling and Reign in Chawkleit, here's something to waste your time on. When/if PayPal account made, plz 2 be donating to get me actual instruments besides an iPod, a laptop full of stolen warez, and shitty controllers?

What else?

 
 
OH MY EYES WHY DID I ASK FOR THIS?
 

 

—General reaction to seeing THIS in EDF - 11/13 NEVAR 4GET

 
 
(5:55:02) D-Malice_SLEEPER: Zaiger seems to oddly have a huge collection of Hatecore and all

(5:56:38) That_Thing_There: Doesn't surprise me

(5:58:01) D-Malice_SLEEPER: I hate whitey as much as the next guy, but sweet Jesus,I almost feel bad for Jews having to deal with such shitty music while getting their shit stomped by Nazis.

(5:58:17) D-Malice_SLEEPER: If it were me, I'd at least play some Yakety Sax or something

(5:59:36) That_Thing_There: You know, that's a funny as fuck mental image.

(6:00:41) D-Malice_SLEEPER: Ain't it though?

(6:01:12) D-Malice_SLEEPER: While stomping the Jew, the boot comes untied

(6:01:37) D-Malice_SLEEPER: While picking up the foot for another curb-stomping, it flies off, and smacks some random Nazi in the face

(6:02:05) D-Malice_SLEEPER: They run around in circles a little while, and shrug their shoulders and go back to beating the Jew
 


 

—Classic - KLULZ IRC about Jews

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