User:D-Malice

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...There, saved you 5 minutes to call me fat and/or ugly, unless you want to see my gangsta look when I had my head shaved down. ^^
...There, saved you 5 minutes to call me fat and/or ugly, unless you want to see my gangsta look when I had my head shaved down. ^^

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[edit] Dance to HAET and An Heroes

Hare 1337 NewFag lix 4 bndz-AIDS stuf ecks-dee

I'm not even going to pretend it's good, but if you're tired of Rickrolling and Reign in Chawkleit, here's something to waste your time on. When PayPal account made, plz 2 be donating to get me actual instruments besides laptop full of stolen warez and an iPod? ^^

[edit] Who wants to live with and/or kill me?

Currently has monies again, will be used to save for move to Califaga in May/June of '09, and make the final junk grasping in July '09.

Anyone interested in rooming with a fairly clean, musically-inclined, gun-owning, liberal, psuedo-spic-cracker slacker/alcoholic-in-training for roughly the 1-3 years until his TOTALLY LOADED g/f (at least, will be when her folks die) gets out of college. Cool with pets, kinda allergic to cats, though; prefers dogs and reptiles. Rapists that aren't female need not apply; fags okay, but better chip in for 2-bedroom...etc. Really, I would like to live somewhere with running water and a bare lightbulb to write my angry letters to the government, and seeing how renting an apartment there is going to take a few pints of blood and a kidney as it is, maybe a bunch of poor people could somehow scrap together enough money to live in the lower-middle-class housing of Long Beach or where applicable.

[edit] Location, location, location!

I'm in the process of finally writing An Page for my beloved shithole New Mexico. Which isn't much better than Old Mexico, if you really ask me, but there's got to be more than, like, 1-3 people from this crap-planet that can help me make this article perfect. Namely, because I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere, in a place everyone's heard of, but no one's walked a lifetime in, Roswell. That's right, Land of dead UFO's and living-dead GOPs, whitest town in the whole state, etc. I've got the usual knowledge of the average Roswell-dwelling 21-year-old; travelling the vast lands of nothing to "villages" that are intermediaries to Las Cruces and Albuquerque, couple of other random college towns, small towns on the borders, etc. As for, say, anything further North or the West of Santa Fag, ehh, just what I read in papers; this is where I need you, the EDiots of New Mexico, to possibly fill in my gaps in lulz and faggotry (LOL Farmington, amirite?). Moar details soon...

tl;dr version: Plz 2 b adding dox/lulz/dongs of other cities besides "major" pretend cities, ya? ^^

Nevermind, I'll just contribute to it sometime.

[edit] What else?

I <3 TITS, BUT I <3333 GTFO MOAR! ^^

[edit] Known Crimes

1987: Birth

1988-1996: Head injuries, meds, accidentally ate many poisons, almost died from appendix, crashed a whole school's network in 10 seconds during a 3rd-grade project...typical kid fail. Also, '95-'96 was first visit to the internets, which would never leave him the same...

1996-1998: Prodical bastard-son of coding in HTML (not like that's hard or anything, lol), began meeting other lonely internets people, and surprisingly, not to see pictures of their ass or cock!

  • Was part of a webzine/satire site of sorts, Dark Heart Magazine. Think Vampirefreaks without Goths, if possible...at all. In barely being online for a year, got something in the hundred-thousands of hits (2/3rds being bots, but fuck h8ers, lulz). Eventually met demise when Claire (also known as GingerCanCan) pulled a Renzo before there even was a Renzo on the internets. All of us employed were broke, despite having the hefty sum of $264.63 in the account til. Actually, that's not the full story for yours-truly, though... (moar on that below)
  • After many very, very successful raids on Yugimon and PokeYourShit forums, myself and a very special crew of lulz samurai nearly crippled the whole fucking fandom (sorry I couldn't kill it; I'm only one man with random n00b henchmen... *cuts self* ), and around roughly 2001, claims were made that we would next hack the sites we'd invaded, many of the mods from said sites warned and asked us to not further our attacks by coming to the neutral ground of Dark Heart Labs - a would-be "future" forum for the DHM running crew made by myself. But as luck would have it, and as stated above, the cunt when batshit after a bad break-up or something, took the money, and locked the DHM server. As such, Dark Heart Labs was a lone boat in the ocean of piss long before being discussed as an offical home station. Karma really is a fucking bitch.
  • Joins the only decent Yu-Gi-Oh site of the time, DuelistGroundz. Would make an article, but somehow feels it would be nuked on a daily basis, and just doesn't have that kind of time to revert faggotry right now. That, and he was a bit Emo at that place. But he does have stories, and will tell anyone who would like to know/see everything they never want to hear about about the Admin/Mod crew(s) circa 2007-ish and back all the way to 2000.
  • Friend commits suicide - See Also: Emo on DuelistGroundz 2001-2002; Emo IRL by drinking heavily and getting totally pwnt in a pool of his own blood for going out with the wrong bitch.
  • Makes another forum around '03 with a mostly-new crew, and some of the same admins; upon DHL being a dead waste, the other semi-weeaboo'd site that was force-fucked into creation with another free forum run by a goth, Canadian, pro-ana cocksucker, Ryo (aka "Andy"), Dead End Carnival was made. In creation it did have one of the more well-written, text-based MMO's ever made, "Dire," which was basically .hack without all the ass-grabbing, and the main character was a hot Elven Bard played by the man-sexy (emphasis on man) Zero. Oh, and I was a half-dragon Dragoon, then later a werewolf Barbarian. The problem was upkeep - all the players pretty much left in a month, leaving us with the options of continuing the story, or letting it die. If it clears anything up, I wrote, like, 4 short stories since then - he's making a full movie for some college credit.
  • Discovers Gaia - Didn't have a soul left to ward him against it.
  • Same with DeviantArt

Then there was some fuzzy stuff between graduating and college...

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