User:Damn-o-tron

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Irony: (Ire/oh/knee) N. 1. The state of being absolutely right in your thinking, unequaled in wit or topicality. 2. An act directly suceeding an opposite act and having no impact on it what so ever.

Usage: As a noun: "The doctor says I don't get enough irony in my diet."

As a verb: "It's irony up in this bitch!"

As an adjective: "I can't stand the pettyness and backstabbing in this journal anymore. You all go die!"