User:Daniels penis
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
I am a liberal, and an unfunny sack of fuck.
My livejournal is daniels_pengies. Please artycat me. Disregard that, I suck cocks and got deleted like a bitch. Here's my web site instead; www.danielspengies.com.
No I will not have sex with you for money. But I do give blowjobs in exchange for crack on occasion.
MY NAME IS NOT DANIELS_PENIS It's Steven Newcomb.
[edit] Bio
This selfless Internet Warrior has dedicated his life to combatting The LiveJournal Circle Jerk with all his strength, and the unfunny troll iwrotetherules. His selfless acts of replacing articles with meaningless gibberish have nearly ended the LJ Troll Clique once and for all. Sadly, they unfunny jackasses here at ED have banned him on sight, but surely he will persevere, and eventually be victorious against the evil forces of those who don't take the Internet seriously.
As of January 3, 2006 he has been suspended from LiveJournal due to his inept attempts at trolling. This clearly means he has brought the infamous LiveJournal circle jerk (who weren't cool enough to get suspended) to its knees. He shall go down in Internet history as one of the greatest trolls of all time.
He is currently being sucked up to by Drama Queen Kim.
