User:Didaskalos
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Mark Miner's life is boring. You can help by placing relevant pretty pictures and adding more lulz/drama.
"Didaskalos" is a Performance Art character invented by Mark Miner, a specialist in recreating the sounds -- and emotions -- of Classical Poetry.
This article is an attempt to draw a clear line of division between "Mark Miner" and "Didaskalos" An inherently ridiculous and impossible task, since he and I are closer than Siamese twins.
Doing Classical Poetry means sometimes saying things like "Mikey is hot!" To 13 year old boys. And meaning it.
For instance, when Mark Miner says "Mikion kalos!", it's a recreation of the sounds of Ancient Greek; a professional exercise in applied historical phonology. Purely a matter of shaping the vowels and consonants. Of the superficiality of the conventions of Greek poetry. Of the pot-sherds and historical sites where this kind of expression is typically found.
But when Didaskalos says "Mikion kalos!", intense erotic and philosophical intentionality are present. Didaskalos is deeply engaged in the philosophical question of what Mikey would look like with his clothes off. Didaskalos is getting ready to make his move; Mikey had better run! Otherwise, without that particular intentionality, the motive force of Eros would be absent, and the poetry would fail. "Frigebat", the Romans said of FAIL poetry. "It was cold, it sucked."
But listen to sound-files of Mark Miner and Didaskalos saying, "Mikion Kalos!"
They sound exactly alike!
Just to make things perfectly clear to "Iluv2surf", "Perverted Justice," and my other fans out there: "Didaskalos" does indeed have sex with lots of teenage boys; but, since he is by definition, an imaginary persona, and since the boys he has sex with are equally imaginary, no IRL harm is actually done. Likewise, when I play the character "Achilles" I kill Trojan warriors. Lots of them. And they all die painful, picturesque deaths. It's fun. But don't plan on sending me to jail for murder, IRL. k? thanx. DIDASKALOS IS JUST A CHARACTER I PLAY ON TV. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?
Reality and Art...I just don't get it. What's the difference? Performance Art
LUV TO MY FANS! I'M HARD AT WORK IN THE STUDIO, CREATING IMAGES THAT SPEAK TO YOUR FEARS, HOPES, AND DREAMS, BUT KEEP WRITING! I WILL NEVER FORGET YOUUUUUU! Perverted Justice
HOW DID I PWND COP? EVKWIA!
STILL NO PORN OF IT! WARREN CUP
