User:Die clown die
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| Warning!: This User is back from a medically-induced EDbreak! As a result, all of his contributions for the rest of 2007 will no doubt be concocted under the excessive influence of Hydrocodone and various flavors of Cruzan Rum. Which means the Lulz will no doubt be especially annoying to the likes of Blu Aardvark. Oh, and Sceptre. |
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[edit] About "Die clown die"
I exist to help expose to the world the problem with Wikipedia: it allows pedophiles, perverts, retards and sexless fat teenagers the power to mastsurbate all over those wishing to seriously contribute to Wiki articles in a professional manner. These worthless sacks of horse excrement on two legs are responsible for Wikipedia having the negative image it cannot shake within the professional community, and so long as these trolls are allowed to corrupt and rape the peer review process in the manner which they chuse with impunity, Wikipedia will eventually suffer a demise with such a high degree of controversy that it will be decades before anyone attempts an open source-based information collection, collaboration and dissemination forum of its type again. That's one of the reasons ED exists, and one of the reasons I'm here.
The other reason? There are certain deplorable Targets of Derision on Wikipedia who deserve to have their balls and dicks handed to them on a silver platter and then shoved down their throats. And ED is the place to accomplish this without the little wanking bastards having a say-so about it.
[edit] My Current Primary Targets Of Derision
The current Primary Targets of Derision the primary target are a pair of teenage busstop blowjob artists calling themselves Will "Sceptre" Nobel and Matthew Fenton. Until recently, Will was an admin who was forced out of office due to his abuse of admin powers. He has since made the first attempts to regain his adminship with the help of Matthew and several sock puppets. Matthew, on the other hand, has thankfully never been an admin, and his three attempts to become one have been voted down with the largest percentages against in Wikipedia history.
For reasons not totally understood, admins - especially those located in England - will defend Will and Matthew's actions regardless of whether or not they're in the right. In fact, there seems to be a predisposition to backing up any admin-level actions, especially blocks of users who are in dispute with them, when it's clear that both of them are in the wrong. According to one former Wikipedia admin who's asked to remain anon so he doesn't get his account buggered by these two Limey sheep rapists, they're doing it for one of several reasons: they're getting free blowjobs, they're standing up for Queen and Country, and/or they're afraid that if an admin is exposed for being a power abuser, it'll cause the complete and total collapse of Wikipedia. Truth be told, they're just hushing up the part about their getting blowjobs, because if that came to light they'd all go to jail. Remember, sex with a minor is child molestation, even if the child is 100% willing as Will and Matthew obviously are.
Currently, these two catamites are picking on anyone associated with | Sixty Six, and are branding anyone who sides with him as being sock puppets or trolls, and demanding bans and permanent blocks on his supporters.
[edit] Just WTF Did Sixty Six Do To Piss Off These Two Faggots?
He simply refused to put up with their childish wanking and bullying. One result has been the erasing of Sixty Six's user page prior to a permanent block being made by another Limey fag buddy of theirs, [1]. Splash is one of those Wiki editor turds who believes that articles should contain no more than two lines and no pictures, and that all articles should be purged of any real information. Winston Smith would have probably committed SexCrime with this weaseldick just over the philosophy. Which explains why he jumped to Will's defense so quickly.
You can see Sixty Six's | old user page to see just what sort of bullshit was going on when the two Limey fags decided to get all pissy. They're not only giving fags a bad name with shit like this, they're giving Wikipedia an even badder rep.
[edit] Latest Victim Of Limey Wikifaggotry: Geoffrey Mitchell
Geoffrey Mitchell is now the latest victim of Will & Matthew Fenton's Wikifaggotry. They falsely accused him of being Sixty Six, and got another limey faggot, Ryan Pussywhipped, to impose a permanent block after accusing him of having revealed someone's true identity, then claiming they deleted the evidence and didn't have to present it for appeal. Typical Wikipedo tricks, and the only "crime" poor Geoff is guilty of is having defended Sixty Six. Pretty chickenshit of them, dontcha think? But that's how limey faggots operate!
[edit] Previous Targets of Derision
Note that previously, Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me was the primary target. However, it's been discovered that he was tricked into imposing the initial block on Sixty_Six| Sixty Six, and while it was being reviewed another admin, [2] - a known associate and circle jerk partner of both Will and Matthew - made the block permanent as a favor to his wank buddies. Although Clown's not 100% innocent in this mess, he's not quite as guilty as previously reported. His cocksucker status has been returned to "not sure" as opposed to "flaming".
UPDATE: I've looked at this joker's RfA. He's as much a smegmabreathed twink as the Noble-Fenton wikipedo duet! Not hard to believe at all that he became an admin, because he knows how to suck cock and lick ass like those two Limey wankers!!! Gotta get a page going on this clowny faggot ASAP!!!
Can't sleep, clown will eat me is a fag who instantly does a perminate ban on someones account even if information is true. This cock sicking bitch is the hitler of Wikipedia, by trying to have nothing but his own bias opinions all over wikipedia. FIGHT the cause by posting nasty things on his page, like how he likes it in the ass.
[edit] My Fucking Contributions To The Lulz
Like anyone gives a shit.
- Keeping the Sceptre page full of lulz and derision in big heaping amounts, which Blu Aardvark has a problem with and likes to wantonly purge just to keep his impression skills from getting rusty - yep, same games Sceptre and his buttbuddy, Matther Fenton, love to wank themselves with! Oh, and yeah, the new pictures are all produced by me. Especially the "Sceptre Piggie" one, which Li'l Willie reportedly hates so much he's offered to give a blow job to the first person who can identify who I am! LOL!!!
- Creating the Michelle Madigan page, just because the floozie bim deserves all the derision she and every other h@kk3r can dish out on her! UPDATE: Apparently Michie wants my head on a pike for this page! LOL! The only head she'll get is what she can give me, provided she brushes her teeth first!!!!
- A seriously needed Family Circus update, including Dysfunctional Family Circus lulz. Bil Keane puts the "mo" in "molester", natch!
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Major overhauls and urban renewals of the Nigga page, not only just to flesh it out a bit, but to especially add the Famous Niggaz sections, expand the FAQ and make it look like a fucking FAQ and not something niggerrigged, and add a few documentary clips from YouTube that deal with Kwanzaa and how "Nigger" devolved into "Nigga". All done for the lulz because I love all you niggaz, especially while eating take-out from KFC, bro!Obviously, certain TOW types didn't get the lulz on this one, and nuked the original article, claiming it was "too long" and/or "too boring". Funny, didn't know there was a limit of 100 words on an article now. Guess short attention spans are now treated like a handicap, and we have to accommodate and accept them rather than telling them to STFU and go find a cure :(
- A complete and badly needed total rewrite of the Benny Hinn page. Enjoy, especially if you're a Canadian.
- Founding of ED's Nigga Awareness Team. This will get its own page soon, but why the fuck should you wait for me? Join today and help keep the Nigga page full of lulz and safe from ED admins who think they're on TOW because their drugs aren't working right!
- Tweaking the Islam page to add the real reasons that you can get killed if you draw a picture of Mohammed, and explaining that there's really *two* Allahs - one's Gawd, the other ain't.
- A significant overhaul of the Al Sharpton page. Apparently very few people know that this is what happened to Fat Albert when he left the Cosby Kids and grew up. And out.
- Created the Tom Galloway tribute page, with the help of several Usenet geeks and no-lifes who hate Tyg's guts more than they do Hitler or Yo Mama. Never met the turd myself - much less seen any of his posts in the wild - but then again his track record is such that he deserves being the targete du lulz. Tyg, if you're out there all butthurt over this, you'll have to just suck up all 200lbs of your guts and deal with it. If only I were that fat uberfag OM you hate so much you'd probably be more than satisfied.
- Moved the Nigga FAQ to its own page, just to keep Blu Aardvark from being a dipshit about the article length.
- Made some tweaks - ok, fuck it, I overhauled the goddamn thing! - to the Kwanzaa page to make it more lulzy *and* in line with the entry in the Nigga FAQ.
- Gave the Jedi page a short, but much needed overhaul. It needs moar pitchurz, so feel free to help out!
- Yes, yes, I confess. I tweaked the Tatiana the Tiger page. I even got quotes directly from each of those friends and relatives. I even have the claw marks to prove it. I fucking hate cats.
- BEWARE! I have discovered the Doctor Who article here on ED, and I am in the process of giving it a much-needed overhaul of the lulz. This will no doubt piss off those two Wikinazis Sceptre and Matthew Fenton, who are reportedly barred from being within 1000 yards of the BBC Studios after several attempts to break into David Tennant's dressing room so they could rape him. LOL!
