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Blair and Els met. Then they met the other fucktards Kairi, Wu and Tiffany. Kairi decided to turn this fivesome into a group called B*KewT. These very sad girls are pleased with this and have made pictures (some traced), fanfics and many more shit.

[edit] Blair

A very popular art stealer on ED. Big words confuse her and her slutty "OC" is in love with Yami Marik. She'll scream if you draw another OC with him.

Here's some shit about her:

“	-Im VERY Bisexual--Im 6'0" Im a tall bitch!- -My breast are so big they hurt my back- -I have 12 pericings- -Im really a size 10 in pants but my bum is so big I have to wear 16!- -My fetishes are: Spanking, Eating-out, nipple sucking, head, and having same sex partners (girl on girl not guy on guy!)- -I masterbate to my bf Ray and yell out "Marik" for some reason.- -Ive had 20 boyfriends and they dumped me all because I wouldnt put out!- -I play with fire and knives- -I constantly wear a hat- -I wear emo glasses- -My Chemical Romance is the only band I truely loved before they came so famous.- -I party too much- -I have alcers in my belly- -I was fingered by a girl...twice!- -I drink alot- -My boyfriend and I are 11 years apart.- -I LOVE Boys spanking Boys!-	„
—Bean, On her HentaiFoundry profile

And she kisses her mother with that mouth? :O

From her article; Traced pictures and down right weird ones:

How to make loinfruit, Egyptian Style.	According to Bean, the midget is her brother.	Needs moar placenta	Irony, oh fuck, the irony!
Her boobs look like a great big ass.		Her nipples follow you no matter where you go!	But gaiz she sayd she din't du eet!!

[edit] Kairi

Kingdom of hearts wannabe. Takes things to emotioinally. One word: EMO! Her "OC" (if you can call it that since her charater looks SO much like the kingdom of heart Kairi) is in love with Marik who judging by her fanfics and pictures is an emo aswell.

Kairi Draws on the computer mostly whitch means. Very wobbley lines and shit (this is seen to happen when she uses pen and paper aswell). I think she's got a spaggy hand or somthing.

She was also the first to start putting image edits on her profile. Then of course the rest copy her badly done edits. All her drawings take her around 30 mintues-1 hour and she whines and moans that she don't get any comments. Like I said before EMO!

“	I hope you take the time to take a look at my gallery and comment generously. I, as an amateur artist, do NOT like the mistakes I make into my artwork. Sometimes, I think it's not even worth anyone's attention... I know it's not the best you have ever seen, but please keep constructive critisms to yourselves...I'm doing my best to improve. -Kairi on the DA journal	„

This article is a keg of shit that has been fermenting so long it's just about ready to explode. It is an abhorrence and blasphemy of Encyclopediadramatica's good name. You can help by fixing it or it will be deleted within the next few days. All crap articles are in the same boat.