User:Dookiedragon

Associates and antagonists

• User:Waterblogged: Fellow troll and friend
• User:Yoshi_Prower: Biggest furfag EVAR
• User:Tyciol: Furry hentai emo pedophilic adversary
• User:Einsidler Yous gots a pretty mouth, boy. I think I might just fuck it (omg r u threatening meee!!?!!?!!)

What The World Thinks Of Dookie

Dinosaurs: The true culprits behind 9/11!

FYIAD.

• "Youre fucked in the head." -mattybear aka amokk
• "So you're into Guro?? FREAK!" -kudei_inwndrlnd
• "I will break your face in!! You bald satan freak." -Anonymous Pussy
• "I hope all the people you have mocked come back and torture you in response, and you get what you deserve in the end." -nadi_kitten aka nichy
• "Does your user name imply a depraved and homosexual act?" -saint_amaimon
• "You're not finding anybody. You're a retarded internet badass who gets off on having a safe group of people to work out your frustrated fucked-up aggression on, but you're also chickenshit to actually do anything. I don't want you on my planet any more than I want the pedos, freak." -Anonymous Pussy
• "Dookiedragon is ALSO a neo-Nazi xenophobe ala Warriors for Spyware (only he sounds about 15 years old), and runs a community called kick_the_freak, which is pretty freaking scary." -theantijoss
• "What the hell are you talking about, pedophile sympathizer?" -Troyriser

Moar!

An ominous sign

Typical OL battle with dookiedragon

• Childlove
• Kick_the_Freak
• LittleCloud
• Littlegirllover
• Mattybear
• Maureen
• Satanhatesyu
• ShadoWolffess
• SinfulSecret <<<<<NOOOoooo why u die???
• Ted-Drakness
• JonahsVore‎
• Furry Guro Goes Here Spam furry image boards with these and watch the fur fly!

Oh God What The Fuck

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: hey could you do me a huge solid

dookiedragon: sureee

dookiedragon: shoot

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC8Zvl-8ziA&mode=relat

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: watch dis wit me

dookiedragon: kk one sec

dookiedragon: will it blend?? wat?

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: do u like dis

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ;)

dookiedragon: that is one sharp fuckin blender

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: oh ya it is its the best

dookiedragon: i could think of a few people's hands I'd like to stick in there lol

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: oh wud u like to stick ur hand in me

dookiedragon: HAHAHA

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: no srsly

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: my lid is open

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: i'm plugged in

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::awaiting ur hand::

dookiedragon: HAHAH

dookiedragon: you crazy

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: oh at least push some of my buttons

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: i can slice and dice i can puree

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: i can crush ice

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: i can do watever u want

dookiedragon: lol

dookiedragon: shit, that's the best

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: hey man r u mockin me

dookiedragon: oh no no. not at all

dookiedragon: i don't do blender sex though lol

dookiedragon: blender yiff?

dookiedragon: i don't fucking know

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: you dont have to be a blender

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: u can be a dragon

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: and mix up sexy drinks

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: or such

dookiedragon: oh shit lol

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::still waiting for ur touch::

dookiedragon: *strokes your power cord*

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::power cord is warm to the touch::

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::blades glisten in the fluorescent light::

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: dont leave me hangin

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: just getting warmed up

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: *whirr*

dookiedragon: *opens up your top, and flips the 'on' switch*

dookiedragon: *reaches over slowly and grabs a unpeeled banana*

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: *WHIRR*

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::blades disappear in blinding flash::

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: put ur goggles on safety first

dookiedragon: lol k

dookiedragon: *slips the goggles over my head, tucking the straps behind my ears*

dookiedragon: *lifts up the banana* ready?

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: i hope its a big one

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: put it in

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: give me some details about urself as u put it in me

dookiedragon: sure thing

dookiedragon: *I smile, my sharpened teeth glinting under the kitchen light. I reach over slowly, dangling the banana over your top*

dookiedragon: *my tail flicks and I drop the banana in, and then I sensually slip your lid back on*

dookiedragon: Ready for the rum?

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: yeah baby i'm ready are you getting randy yet?

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::the banana rapidly degenerates into a fine fluid, spinning around in the quartz crystal blending chamber::

dookiedragon: *opens your lid again and slides a claw around your top* mm yeah you bet

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::a bit of yellow paste sputters up on your claw, oozing sensually down and dripping off the tip::

dookiedragon: *lifts the claw slowly to my mouth, and licks the banana paste from it* Mmmm...delicious...

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: yeah babe clean yourself up

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: your a dirty dirty dragon

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: this is getting me so hot

dookiedragon: yeah? well let's make it even hotter. *grabs the rum bottle and unscrews the top*

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: oh r u trying to liquor me up ;)

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: try to get me drunk so i'll do things for you

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: or maybe to you?

dookiedragon: Mmmm maybe * smiles and slowly tips the bottle of rum over your lid. the golden-brown liquid starts to flow inside you*

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::i'm filling up with all ur sweet liquid::

dookiedragon: *strokes your glass* Mmm I think that'll do

dookiedragon: we can't forget the ice now can we?

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::the contents of my blend chamber start to slosh around seductively::

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: oh yes mister give me the chills

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: my crystal longs for ur touch

dookiedragon: *puts the rum bottle down and retrieves a cup of ice from the freezer. I pick up a ice cube and run it along your rim*

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::the motor is vibrating powerfully, shaking the entire counter::

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: come on now i'm so close

dookiedragon: *I lift the ice cube to my own mouth, my forked tongue licking it as it slowly melts. I slip my tail around your base, and pick up the cup of ice* here it comes...

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: im ready im ready im ready

dookiedragon: *My tail grips your base tighter, tickling at your buttons. I lick my lips and then pour the ice into your top*

dookiedragon: Mmm do you like it?

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::the ice catches on my blades, exploding into an flurry of slush and ecstasy::

dookiedragon: oh yeah baby blend that ice

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::the jiggling pushes me closer and closer to the edge::

dookiedragon: *grabs you and lowers you towards my throbbing cock, my fingers slipping around your wet, crystal sides* this is it...

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::my motor shakes the slick crystal out of your grip. the spinning blades touch flesh and begin choking out hot red spittle::

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: oh yeah

dookiedragon: oh...unhhhh...yes YES! *I moan as your blades decimate my draconic dick*

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: ::the swirling mass takes on a deep-red hue, glinting beautifully in the twinkling lights::

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: now take a drink lover

dookiedragon: yes...*I gently place you back on the table, and then remove your beautiful crystal from your motor. I wince, blood running down my legs and scales and onto the tiled kitchen floor*

dookiedragon: *I lift you to my lips and drink straight from your crystal, my forked tongue sliding in and out of you as I lap up the crimson love-nectar we have created*

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: okay

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: no

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: please stop

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: We were just looking for lolz but this has gone too far.

SwEEtIEbARbIE88: You have won

dookiedragon: fo shizzle