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Warning! (LOL furries)		This contributor is a fat fucking fantasist filthy Furry Faggot Fuck™. You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to adult life, making them roadkill and performing Taxidermy on them. Download the CSI episode where it happens. (Even though a person is a furry, they may still be welcome here. Read more.)

WATCH OUT! Dr. Strangelurk is a very pretentious and talented artist that no one will understand! You can help by mocking their furry art, and then uploading over it. BE WARNED! Their art may make you go blind.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Hate Everything.

So I've been featured on SomethingAwful's Awfulvision... and you know what? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

I'm one of those EDiots who really shouldn't be here, because I'm everything ED is against. I'm a furry TARTlet weeaboo who listens to Green Day, watches Family Guy (or used to anyway), and laughs at comedians who aren't funny. I am also a Pop Culture junkie and a Nostalgiatard, and I have the dubious honor of being an expert at that stuff.

But I know the score here at ED, so I just don't take myself srsly I don't get butthurt. I've tried my hand at writing articles on my own, and the only one that didn't get baleeted was the Dead or Alive article, and even that got marked crap DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS AND SO DOES PETE BURNS. Okay, actually the Viacom article has gotten some good mileage out of it, but for the most part I feel it's best that I keep my retarded nonsense to subsections on my userpage. If I do have any really internet-relevant lulz, I'll be sure to write it. But for now I think it's best I do what my name says and LURK MOAR.

Oh yeah, and the stories are true: Anthony Ainley from Doctor Who was my sugar daddy. My fangirlism of him was not stolen by that fag John Simm. It was stolen by the aforementioned unfunny comedian.

If there's one thing ED has taught me, it's that everything sucks. Everything. All music sucks. All television sucks. All movies suck. All comedy is unfunny. Even the phrase "Everything sucks" sucks because it makes you sound like a teenage emo douchebag. But when you're a teenager you think everything sucks just because you can't get tickets to see My Chemical Romance (who suck). When you grow up, you realize you didn't know the half of it. You visit ED, and you slowly realize that everything you've ever enjoyed is retarded, gay, and shit. And that realization is the thing that sucks most of all.

In truth I didn't wish to become like this. I wish real life were a place where you can say and feel and love whatever you want without someone judging you.

But that's faggot talk.

This is my life away from my life. This is ED. This is me sounding like the intro to yet another shitty Joss Whedon show.

Links

• Livejournal

• DevianTART

• YouTube

• MySpace, which I only joined so I could friend ED's MySpace.