User:Dr. Strangelurk/RobinWilliams
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This page was not made out of H8, or malice, but out of love. But as soon as I launch it it's gonna turn into a fucking free-for-all of mockery.
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[edit] World's Greatest IRL Troll or Annoying Fucktard?
Actually, he's both. Robin Williams is a very funny man. Oops, that's my dyslexia acting up. What I meant to say is that he is a very fuzzy man. Seriously, he's the only man in the world born with his own fursuit. But anyway, ask any sane EDiot and they will tell you he is unfunny. But ask me, and I'll say his schtick is so retarded that you end up laughing anyway yeah, he is unfunny maybe he's a little funny I don't fucking care anymore. And, rarely, he does have some genuine lulz in him. but unfortunately he gets paid more to do those fucking voices.
[edit] Mork And Mindy
Robin Williams got his start on a crappy sitcom (that's redundant) about an alien who lives with this hot babe. It was only made tolerable by:
1) Robin's coked-up antics.
2) The fact that Pam Dawber was hot
3) Exidor, who was the real lulz of the show.
The difference between Robin then and Robin now is that back then he was coked-up and had an excuse for acting the way he did. Now he's just an annoying fucktard.
[edit] Unfunnyness
Robin Williams is the walking personification of trying too hard. A typical Robin Williams stand-up act will contain the following:
- A joke about politics someone else has already told.
- A "hilarious" rant about how drugs are bad (even though drug use, by him or by you, is the only thing that makes him tolerable).
- An imitation of a Looney Tunes character.
- An imitation of a nigga.
- An imitation of a homosexual.
- The phrase: "And even _____ is at home going..."
- Lots of talk about his penis.
MAD Magazine, Saturday Night Live, and Family Guy (three fucking times) have all called him out for being unfunny, but these are all huge cases of the pot calling the kettle black.
[edit] Rule 34
The only truly funny thing about Robin Williams is because he is hairy and has a Jew nose, he is one huge DO NOT WANT, and therefore any mention of porn of him is a huge cause of lulz.
In case you are saying "I couldn't see anything, he must have a mangina.", the proof of his maleness is in the first two pictures. Real and unshopped. And if you think I'm a sick fuck for taking the time to rip the scenes from the DVDs, take screenshots of them, and adjust the lighting in the pics just to traumatize you all with his genitals, you're absolutely correct.
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 Jesus, there sure is a fucking lot of "Genie doing Jasmine" pictures. |
 And as if it weren't already bad enough, now we have a pic with teh ghey. |
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 Two dicks - there's something you don't normally see outside of Sonic porn. |
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 This probably is what sex with Robin is like: He's making goofy faces and you're staring into space, your will gone, your soul sapped, your eyes dead. |
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 And as if the Aladdin porn weren't bad enough, here's his Happy Feet character getting raped. |
 I'm surprised there's no Lovelace/Ramon. Not only would it be two racist caricatures having sex, but also it means Robin can literally go fuck himself. |
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[edit] Divorce
In March of 2008, Robin's big fat wife of 19 years filed for divorce after he refused to let her consume him whole. Robin had been married once before, to hot-ass babe Valerie Valardi, but they split in 1986 when it was revealed he was violating the rules of the universe by marrying someone that hot. So he started banging the nanny, they got married, and she started fattening him up in preparation to feast upon his flesh 20 years later, but as you can see, that didn't work out. He is now rumored to be violating the rules of the universe again by dating this chick. Wow, Robin dating a pretentious blonde "artist", what a concept.
 Wife #1: You'd hit it, admit it. |
 Wife # 2: MAN THE HARPOONS. |
 Robin looking emo after the divorce. Good thing he snapped out of it long enough to do his stupid "Russian guy" schtick on American Idol Gives Back. |
[edit] The only good films
One Hour Photo is one of THE greatest fucking films ever. There are no impressions, no old jokes, no flailing about of the arms. Instead, it is an awesome tale of a lonely, alienated 40-year-old man who goes batshit insane.
I also recommend The World According To Garp (spoiler: HE DIES LOL) and RV (shitty film, but he totally gets the crap knocked out of him and he literally gets covered in shit).
[edit] Law & Order: SVU
Last Thursday Tuesday plzkthx, Robin appeared on Law & Order: Sex and Violence Unit and proved once again that he totally pwns when he's not trying to be funny. He played every single character he ever played at once while trolling Benson and Stabler (more like Un-stabler, amiright?). They better not have (ZOMG SPOILERS!) killed off his character because this is the best thing he's done in a while.
[edit] How to IRL Troll Him
Robin Williams has made a career out of IRL trolling everyone by annoying the hell out of them. Here are some ways to troll back:
- Tell him he sucks.
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Say "Nanu nanu" to him.Actually, he doesn't seem to mind it. Or at least it didn't make him kick my teeth in. - Ask him "How's the divorce going?".
[edit] Other Shit
- He's a fucking Otaku
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He's addicted to the internetLOL GONE, but fortunately the fansite has it copied. Sometimes you gotta be thankful for obsessive fans. Anyway, yeah, he's probably a total btard. - He watches Doctor Who... but clearly not enough to remember the name of the fucking show, at least in this interview. His fanboyism was confirmed to me personally.
[edit] Links
Pro-Robin Williams
Anti-Robin Williams
The blog entry that tells it like it is.
My unfunny "Dear Sister" parody YouTube banhammered.
Getting dissed by Richard Pryor (just at the beginning).
Wanna see a movie where he dies? Here's a list.
Other
Robin blows his lines on Mork and Mindy, right after doing some lines.
Coked-up and being gay with John Ritter.
Appearing on some crazy Japanese show.
The Robin Williams Drinking Game! LOL VIACUNTS Part 2! WARNING: Neither Encyclopedia Dramatica or Dr. Strangelurk is responsible if you get so drunk that you actually find him funny.
WHEN I WAS Thanks a lot, fucking MCR fags, for ruining one of my favorite movies.
There seems to be a rule that states anyone who imitates Robin must be less funny than he is.
