User:Drama whore of babylon

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Hi. I humbly recommend you do some lurking, because this is not DaneDinoDance.

Just saying.

Fun fact: I do not intentionally blank pages. Evar. Even if they're about me.

It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction. --Coolmann 11:57, 10 July 2007 (CDT)

YOU NEED A COLLEGE DEGREE IN ENGLISH TO LEARN HOW TO USE AN ANALOGY FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE THIRD GRADER I DON'T BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY YOU'VE ALREADY LEARNED ABOUT ANALOGIES YOU'RE PROBABLY JAF'S LITTLE BROTHER OR SOMETHING CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND UNDERSTAND AN ANALOGY YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN IT'S LIEK HE LIEK AND LIEK WITH LIEK THE LIEK FOR LIEK BUT IT WON'T MATTER BECAUSE I'LL JUST EDIT THE PAGE ABOUT ANALOGIES AND MAKE MYSELF THE WINNAR AND HE'LL BE OF EPIC LOSS AND I'LL LAUGH AT HIM FOREVER AND EVER CAUSE I'M THE BEST THE BEST THE BESTOH WHO AM I KIDDING I MONGLE COCKS WHEN I SHOULD BE LISTENING TO KINDERGARTEN ENGLISH AND WOE IS ME FOR I SHALL FOREVER FAIL AT LIFE</iPod>