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cAPS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL LOL RLY

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Cock This user loves the cock.
Fag This user identifies as gay.
This user has more sockpuppets than God


Hello internet friends. Aside from inserting my banhammer rectally into unimaginative vandals, I'm mostly in charge of setting up new youtube videos to be featured on the front page. So feel free to leave me a message on my talk page if have have any suggestions.

If you have any other questions/comments/death threats/sexual innuendo, these things are also welcome on my talk page.

Remember: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, AND I WILL RESPOND FASTER TO SUCH REQUESTS FORMATTED IN THIS MANNER.

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  • Harry Potter Book 7.
    • Original author of the plot spoilers of the final HP book, which were obtained from a leaked copy and were subsequently used in the ubiquitous copypasta by eBaums and the rest of the intertubes in both OL and IRL rAIDS.

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