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Hello internet friends. Aside from inserting my banhammer rectally into unimaginative vandals, I'm mostly in charge of setting up new youtube videos to be featured on the front page. So feel free to leave me a message on my talk page if have have any suggestions.

If you have any other questions/comments/death threats/sexual innuendo, these things are also welcome on my talk page.

Remember: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, AND I WILL RESPOND FASTER TO SUCH REQUESTS FORMATTED IN THIS MANNER.

Contents 1 Serious Fucking Business 2 Articles I Have Contributed To And/Or Wrote 2.1 Current Projects 3 DLB Fan KKKlub 4 Tools

Serious Fucking Business

• Virginia Tech Massacre Facebook memorial group.
  • Originator of the Computer Science III meme which resulted from trolling the shit out of Mike Sandy. (HOLY SHIT THE FIRST EVER USE OF COMP SCI III!!. Preserved for posterity.)

• Harry Potter Book 7.
  • Original author of the plot spoilers of the final HP book, which were obtained from a leaked copy and were subsequently used in the ubiquitous copypasta by eBaums and the rest of the intertubes in both OL and IRL rAIDS.

• LittleCloud - Mormon pedophile furfag
  • Ruined under various sock puppets. Acting attorney at lol for her Arbchat. Mastermind behind this win picture.

• Sokitwopaw- Illiterate furfag
  • Sent back to hugbox due to unwarranted self importance. Co-ordinated swarm and bantown dox drop with others that resulted in ruin.
• Raukue - Pedophile furfag
  • Disgusting sick fuck pedophile. Apparently is an overweight social leper IRL who still lives with his parents according to agents in the field, figures.
• Miss Aveline - An hero camwhore. (LOL REPOSSESSED)
• Damaron - Babyfurfag
  • Flaunting his internet disease all over youtube. Dox'd and dropped him on to the internet at large. The internet did not take kindly to his idiocy.
• Various Hal Turner faggery daggery doo.
  • White Nationalist Radio Personality, What more do I need to say?

Articles I Have Contributed To And/Or Wrote

• A Wyatt Mann.

• Benazir Bhutto.

• Carlos Sousa Jr.

• Church Of Fudge.

• Damaron The Wolf.

• Daniel Cicciaro.

• Daniele Fiorenza.

• Harry Potter.

• La Pequeña.

• Mischa Fucked A Fatty.

• Miss Aveline. (LOL REPOSSESSED)

• Operation LIONCASH.

• Raukue.

• Sean Carasov. - Martyr to the revLOLution against the Co$

• Sokitwopaw.

• Virginia Tech Massacre.

Current Projects

• User:Drunkenlazybastard/Avatar_Art
• User:Drunkenlazybastard/List_of_Pages_That_Need_To_Be_Purged_For_The_Revolution
• User:Drunkenlazybastard/wtf_stupid
• User:Drunkenlazybastard/dongbot

DLB Fan KKKlub

Emoskank(Trap MTF)	Dwerb	Homicide(7chan admin)	I <3 Loljews (Trap FTM nazi, dont ask)
Januszeal's ex.

Tools

• Ban user
• Check User
• Logs
• Ban list
• Things to revert
• Old Protection log
• All pages
• Deleted pages
• Upload log
• Uncategorized pages
• Unused images
• Existent Categories
• Open Tasks
• Templates
• Create User
• Side Blurbs
• The Moar You Know
• Site Statistics

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