User:Drunkenlazybastard/Avatar Art
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
It is a well documented fact that furfags are, if nothing else, prolific artists; with the ever increasing wave of faggotry across the tubes of a large number of furry related art websites as the end result. The consistency in quality of this crapflood of the aforementioned art is, however, tenuous at best. The range of furry art spans across the spectrum from an obvious waste of (some) talent drawing glorified hardcore pornography and child rape, to art that appears to have been drawn by a profoundly autistic child suffering from severe head trauma.
But what is your average Furfag to do when their natural instinct to churn out a veritable cornucopia of perverted smut is thwarted by an equal inability to squeeze even a modicum of talent out of their ink stained paws?
Why, take screenshots of their Second Life Avatar of course!
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The Basics:
You, Yes you! Can become an artist in mere minutes. All it takes is an internet connection, your free copy of the Second Life client, and absolutely no sense of self respect or integrity. Just follow this simple set of instructions and you will be well on your way to taking the e-art world by storm with your avant-garde re-interpretation of the classic motif, three wolves gang raping a fox in an alleyway.
- 1. Create a Second Life account.
- 2. Snap up all the free character skins and accessories you can find.
- 3. Pose in compromising position.
- 4. ????
- 5. PROFIT!
Congratulations! You are now a bonafide artist with a BFA from an accredited university! You can now upload your spankin' new art to your gallery(s) of choice and begin the inevitable process of friending every artist who will put up with your pathetic whining to zOMG PLZ DRAW MY FURSONA!!1
