User:Eupator

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This is my grandfather

Hi, My Name is Eupator, I am a super cool Armenian-Canaidian. I am extra cool because my dad is a diplomat and I got to see a lot of countries and peoples kiss my ass.

Everything I say is right and if you disagree with me I will hate you.

I have never kissed a girl and I want everyone to think I am European

I am 1/2 Italian because the Romans use to come to Armenia and rape our women.

I hate the Middle East and call everyone a Turk that I don't like.

I Love Wikipedia and love all the rules, I have no life so I win every edit war.

I kiss the ass of every admin I can find so I never get blocked.

If you say Armenians live in the Middle East, you are a racist.

I don't like maps that I didn't edit myself.

I use to get beat up in school.

--Eupator 07:44, 3 November 2006 (UTC)