User:Eyclonus

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This is my page.

There are many like it but this one is mine. My page is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My page, without me is useless. Without my page, I am useless. I must rant on my page epically. I must shout louder than any fuckbag noob who is trying to pwn me. I must pwn him before he rapes me. I will....

My page and myself know that what counts in this interweb is not the memes we spawn, the noise of our trollings, nor the tl;dr we make. We know that it is the epic pwnage that count. We will pwn...

My page is teh shit, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as my bitch/gimp. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its emoticons and its url. I will keep my page 1337 and epic, even as I am 1337 and epic. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before Cthulhu I swear this creed. My page and myself are the defenders of my own fucking opinions. We are the masters of the noobs. We are the saviors of sanity. So be it, until victory is mine's and there is no noob shits, but PWNAGE.