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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

THE LEGENDARY

Eons ago, a searing asteroid smashed though the earths atmosphere, eviscerating the landscape - slaying the dinosaurs. Cosmic fire scorched the surface; solar radiation choked the air. From an uncountable number of slain beasts, festered great contagion, poisoning the water. That poison was salt. From defeated ashes rose a man too tough to die - a man who tamed the phoenix. I AM THAT MAN!!!

EROTIC AUTHOR

PUT YOUR DICK IN MY DICK® (Barrens Chat, Gaia x)
IM GOING TO PUT MY DICK IN YOUR DICK.
IM GOING TO GRAB BOTH OUR DICKS IN THE MIDDLE,
AND JERK AND JERK THEM OFF,
UNTIL I CUM ALL INSIDE YOUR DICK --
THEN JERK MY CUM OUT OF YOUR DICK,
ON TO YOUR STOMACH,
FGT.

NOODLES IN HIS YOUNG WET ASS
On webcam, he acted like a minx.
A boy of 17, nothing would he refuse.
I asked if he had Mr.Noodles, "yes" -
I asked to see his ass, it was wet!!
PUT NOODLES IN UR ASS, MAKE WET WITH ANAL JUICES
He winced, crumbling noodles up his bum.
WHEN THEY WERE WET, he pushed them out - with anal contortions,
butthole kissing
outwards,
ploping wetnoodles to the ground.
NOW PISS ON SOUP MIX

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“	I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN, MY CUSTOMERS ... ARE AMERICAN CITIZENS, AND WE WILL EAT WHAT WE WANT TO.	„
—"Dr." Jon Basso

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