User:Fou-Lu
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Favorite Quotes
| —Unknown Bantownian Guru, on crapflooding |
| —Anonymous |
| — Will die a Virgin |
| — Average pedobear on HTS. |
Favorite Articles
Best Irc Related things
- Aol.pl
- Banbot
- Bantown
- Brb, Soup
- Cowsay
- Dau.pl
- Gay.pl
- Figlet
- Memebot (in concept it's great, but it is fucking shit right now)
- Stabbington
Favorite Images
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Favorite IRC Logs
- Penis Pump Sex Scandal '06/Logs
- Duke_Otterland/Chat_logs
- Werdna/Chat_logs
- Djdlikesxbox/Chat_logs
- LittleCloud/Arbchat_Logs
- Chat_logs/Uncyclopedia
- User_talk:W00t
- User_talk:W00t/2
Favorite Youtubez
Favorite Youtubez
Tourette's Guy
Best prank call ever that I made
- Gs: thank you for calling gamestop how may i help you?
- Me: Hey sexy, do you wanna wiener fuck?
- Gs: What?!?
- Me: Do you have Math Blaster?
- Gs: No...
- Me: Battletoads?!?
- Gs: No...
- ME: Do you wanna Wiener fuck?
- Gs: I'm... I'm.... I'm not allowed to talk about that on the phone in front of my supervisor...*
- Me: Do you have battletoa-
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Jokes
Q. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A. Nothing, she's been told twice already.
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Q. Why do women keep their holes so close together?
A. So you can carry them around like a six-pack.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.
Q. How many battered women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. "Cook it in the dark, bitch!"
Q. What do all women whose husbands beat them have in common?
A. They just don't listen.
Q. What's green and on the front porch?
A. My bitch, and I'll paint her any color I want.
Q. What do you call the useless skin around a pussy?
A. A woman.
Q. Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?
A. Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd fill up with mud..
Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.
Q. Why don't women need watches?
A. There’s a clock on the stove.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.
Q. What does a woman put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.
Q. How are women like bowling balls?
A. You finger them and throw 'em in the gutter, and they keep coming back for more.
Q. What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?
A. Einstein's cock.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A: The Pope died a virgin.
Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter A: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children!
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common? A: Both are flown to England in boxes.
Q: What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common? A: Both lost in Europe
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common? A: Both are fucked and then discarded.
Q: Knock Knock... Who's There? A: Not Maddie, lol.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann, and Madeleine McCann jokes? A: The jokes will get old.
Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children? A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toaster A: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common? A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang? A: A boomerang always comes back.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan? A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.
Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter? A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
Q: What's dead and not newsworthy? A: Madeleine McCann.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because Kate Macanne wanted to kill it.
Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids? A: A cheap Christmas.
- Dr. Phil can shoot sulfuric acid from his five nipples on cue.
- Dr. Phil's mustache jumps off his face at night time and falls asleep curled up in his bellybutton.
- Dr. Phil can will his penis to become forked so he can have vaginal and buttsecks at the same time.
- Dr. Phil can masturbate up to eighty times a day with his bald, shiny scalp.
- Dr. Phil shits out full-size abusive husbands every day.
Epic Threads
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External Links
- The world-renowned Prime Number shitting Bear
- Aol search database fag
- Another Aol fag
- A horse cum enthusiast
- Hicks with dicks
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