User:Freebuttsex

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Welcome to America, bitch. This is the land of the free. A land of butt sex and fast food. Many of the women seen in this country will gladly offer you to donkey punch their ass in exchange for money and/or vodka. Some women who are easily seduced into butt-love without payment can be seen below. Feel free to add on the names and descriptions of any other f/m assfucks as you see fit.

• Prostatots
• freshman college girls wearing mini skirts in bars
• MySpace chatwhores
• elderly Vegas chicks
• Paris Hilton

The only country where sluts are put on a pedestal instead of being burned alive and fed to homeless children.