User:GTBacchus

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[edit] Limerick Laureate

<+gtDrunkCat> 
A fag who goes by "Istanbul"
Is a quite well-known IRC fool
He can't get a date
So he stays up real late
Offering internet pre-teens his tool

Istanbul cannot tell "fail" from "pass" 
In addition to having no class 
When we all got the news 
They were handing out clues
The poor sod had his head up his ass

There's a bibulous poet called DrunkCat
Who never in years woulda thunk that
He'd get mugged by a furry
Needing smack in a hurry
Now he always carries his skunkbat(tm)!

[edit] Pwnd by

• User:Zionistacat
• User talk:Zionistacat
• Special:Contributions/Zionistacat
• Special:Blockip&ip=Zionistacat

gtDrunkCat, ready for some fursecution