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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This colostomy bag was BANNED for their faggotry.
You can help by learning from their mistakes.
Vandalizing their user page with ad hominem attacks never hurts either.

THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ
THEY GOT TIRED OF PLAYING SOLO

Sales would increase 800% if Bill would give the furfags what they want.

Kevin & Kell is an extremely unfunny, run-of-the-mill furry webcomic that caused much butthurt and retarded editing wars on Encyclopedia Dramatica in early 2009. The comic itself started long before last Thursday - all the way back in 1995, almost a decade before ED, and it still manages to retain an embarrassingly small fanbase. This comic is so pathetic that its fandom vandalization of ED is a rare instance in which the furries came to the trolls instead of vice-versa.

Like all furry webcomic artists, Kevin & Kell creator Bill Holbrook relies entirely on handouts from his lobotomized fanbase. Unlike most furry webcomic artists, this is not because he lives a desperately lonely life and needs the money to buy faux fur to add to his blow-up doll - Holbrook has two other successful non-furry comics, which makes the fact that his fanbase is still willing to pay for these shit-stains even worse.

All the info you will need to contact him for the next Furry Convention.

And if his IP address isn't enough...

No need to worry about lolsuits. Holbrook enjoys the free advertising.

Critical Reception

Even other furfags agree that this already shitty comic is swiftly plummeting downhill.

Others simply agree that it has always been shit.

Do not let the comic's longevity fool you. Not only is Kevin & Kell agonizingly unfunny, it is also the only furry comic to ever exist in which the main characters are heterosexual; therefore, it does not accurately reflect the sexual orientation of furry fandom, unlike other, far more successful comics.

“	Dude that has to be the most unfunny comic strip ever. And I've read Garfield.	„
—KillHamster

“	I was totally indifferent (re: ignorant) to furries until I read two Kevin and Kell strips and watched that AIDS-ridden musical video. Now I want the whole lot of you to be sterilized.	„
—Roberto

“	If I remember correctly Kevin and Kell wasn't even made by a furry, and of course doesn't even fit in amongst "furrydom" since none of the characters are having their asses inflated with "yiffy" or "murrypurry" bike pumps or go on about the "knot", so you'd have to wonder why furries would try to associate with the comic other than a desperate attempt to try to take credit for it. Also I should probably add that it's ironic that the "kevin and kell defense squad" is horribly homophobic and "he" or "they" throw around the word fag like it's a fad, understandably it'd be a sign of butthurt but considering that only ~22% of furries are straight (in the last survey) they should know enough not to resort to fag namecalling.	„
—FrizzleFry43

“	Holbrook has fallen in love with his characters, and can no longer bear to make them suffer. The inevitable result: Holbrook no longer works to make us like the characters; he just basks in the assumption that everybody already does.	„
—It is not only EDiots who find this comic crap.

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Fun facts

The comic actually originated in 1993, when the Super Nintendo was still new and Michael Jackson was just forming his creepy image. He tried to get the publishers of his other strips to publish Kevin & Kell, but they knew crap when they saw it, so they rejected it. Bill tried for two years to find publishers, until eventually giving up and self-publishing online. He now claims it went online as an experiment.

Bill is trying to get Kevin & Kell adapted into a cartoon series, so he can traumatize all the little kids with furry images. In 2001, he pitched the idea to Cartoon Network, who quickly rejected his proposal. He then looked into producing his own cartoons with Flash, but after realizing that this would actually require some effort, he gave up on that. He claims, however, that he is in contact with a certain unnamed television producer who's interested in Kevin & Kell. He's been saying that for five years now. What's the hold-up, Bill?

Kevin & Kell actually was published in a few magazines in the late '90s, such as Boardwatch Magazine and even Playboy. However, though these publications found the strip interesting at first, they quickly lost interest and dropped it. However, Bill managed to get one newspaper to publish it, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. They were going to can it as well, but he literally begged his fans to whine to them by telling them how to cheat on an online poll, so that it could stay. Unfortunately, it worked.

Bill runs a hosting service that is actually modeled after Kevin & Kell. No joke.

Bill has two daughters named Chandler and Haviland. Wtf?

Bill actually has two successful comic strips, On The Fastrack and Safe Havens. They have been running since the mid-'80s, and are actually published in real newspapers. Despite that, he shows little interest in them, his websites about them are not maintained and hold little information, and his online store doesn't even sell any merchandise of them. Yep, he's completely fixated on his own big whopping failure.

Based on the informed gathered above, it's safe to say he has a secret stash of Kevin & Kell porn that he jerks off to every night, whilst cackling maniacally.

THE KEVIN & KELL DEFENSE SQUAD

Bill admits to his short-lived vandalism spree.

Oddly enough, saying that Holbrook DOESN'T like hot animal anus is slander.

In late March 2009, an unusually persistent group of vandals repeatedly attempted to blank the furry article. The Kevin & Kell Defense Squad (a title that they themselves invented) are a couple of whiny faggots who have been defacing the furry article (among others) with shit. Evidently, the most hardcore furry buttsecks did not leave them as butthurt as the pages here on ED.

It's suspected that the most persistent vandal of all is actually Bill Holbrook himself:

The username and e-mail address share similarities: specifically, all of them end with at least a single "1".
Most of the sockpuppets refer to some sort of giant rabbit; the main character in his comic is a giant rabbit.

Bill's characters are also based on his own family.

One of his colleagues (webmaster Chris Kohler) has experience in creating new proxies and IP addresses.
Nobody else gives a mouse-sized shit about this online cunt smear.

Because the ED sysops know shit when they see it, previous articles about Kevin & Kell were swiftly flushed down the shitter, wrongly leading Holbrook to believe that he had won (despite the fact that their original objective was to have the furry article removed).

Known Sockpuppets

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The Copypasta

“	Kevin and Kell is the greatest web comic of all time. It was started on September 3, 1995, and is among the oldest web comics still in existence to this day. "Kevin and Kell is a humorous, light-hearted comic based around Kevin and Kell Dewclaw, a married couple consisting of a rabbit and wolf, respectively, who have a son, Rudy, and two daughters, Lindesfarne and Coney. Kevin runs an ISP out of his house, and most storylines revolve around slice-of-life situations that often play off of the fact that all of the characters are animals. Kevin and Kell was voted Best Anthropomorphic Comic Strip in the 2003 Ursa Major Awards." That doesn't really do this strip justice, as it is ingenious beyond anything seen in things like Garfield and Peanuts, and it's creativity is beyond what most would see in an online strip like this.	„
—The copypasta they vandalize with.

“	Kevin and Kell: 1 You fags: 0 Better lock this page again! Lol...you retards cannot stop Kevin and Kell. You think you can stop us? With Bill Holbrook on our side? No way! We will not be silenced. We will not be driven away. Soon all of this site will read: KEVIN AND KELL DEFENSE SQUAD. Of course, unless, you remove the hate and lies surrouding what you call "furrydom." Is it not odd that you only go after the "easy targets" within our group? Is it not odd that you only attack the "crappy" literary and artistic works of us furries? No, it's not odd, because YOU ARE COWARDS. So you people really think you can stop us? Kevin and Kell IS taking over, whether you like it or not.	„
—Serious Business

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Jesus Fucking Christ WATCH THIS SHIT

The "Kevin & Kell" Song

Gallery of "Revenge"

SCARY	SHIT	Bill rallies the troops for a DDoS attack.	Not to be confused with these two niggers
Holbrook pathetically begging his small fan-basis to help keep his strip in the one newspaper stupid enough to publish it. Unfortunately, it worked.	Tartlets can draw better hate art.	It looks like Billy actually put some effort into this.	Kevin & Kell Rule 34.
Holbrook tries to appeal to Star Trek fans.	Holbrook among fellow furfags.	D. C. Simpson is a Kevin & Kell fan.	Bill is a Sonic fag.
Kevin & Kell hate art.	Holbrook uses his comic to express his support for child abuse.	He also uses his comic to express his support for incest.