User:Goochcrabs

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

My friend slept in a shitty motel bed, naked. He woke up with crabs; a week later, his mom had to shave his gooch and balls because he didn't want to get them shaved at the doctor. Hence the name "Goochcrabs".

[edit] My fake wikinews article from 2 years ago

in 2005, I wrote an article for wikinews. It is complete bullshit. The article is about a fictional resident of Austin, TX who finds a turkey buried in his yard at thanksgiving. The article itself contains no lulz, but those shitniggers still don't know it's fake, gave me an award for it, and did an audio transcription. I wonder how long it will take them to find out.