User:Gryphosaur
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Irrelevant, unfunny and a life-long virgin —The preceding comment was added by Theyid, who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S 4 TILDES (~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
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COOL STORY BRO
"COOL STORY, BRO" is a hilarious meme that was spawned from the WoWfag forums sometime ago. Originally it was an attempt to make fun of the common arch-nemeses of role-playing basement dwellers everywhere; e.g., jocks. This meme was immediately declared DOA, but that fact did not dissuade the WoWfags from raping the ever-living fuck out of it with the brainless zeal only 13-year-old boys can muster. Inevitably, COOL STORY BRO spread to /b/, where it was corrupted by Anonymous's hatred and newfag AIDS. Anon attempted to weaponize it for use in their second-most favorite activity-- Dismissing each other as often and brutally as possible. It proved to be a near-complete failure at this task, although it can occasionally result in minor lulz.
Proper Usage
Don't. If you want to dismiss someone, use a much more tried and true method.
Dr Date Rape
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27825997/
The last thing Leigh says she remembers about that dinner, she was picking at the noodles Marsalis was dishing from a serving plate, trying to muster up her courage to ask: Did you rape me? Then, she says, she blacked out. As Leigh would later tell the court, she woke up in Marsalis’s bed again. He was on top of her, once again having sex with her inert body. “It was just devastating,” Leigh says. She spends a long moment composing herself, tucking wisps of hair behind her ears. “I made the stupidest decision to go out with him that second time,” she says finally. “I think to myself all the time, How could I have done something like that? But I did.”
How could Leigh have done such a thing? The idea of reaching out to one’s rapist seems like nothing any woman in her right mind would do. Yet the majority of the 10 women who ultimately testified against Marsalis had contact with him afterward. One 33-year-old woman testified that, after regaining consciousness in Marsalis’s apartment, she discovered his bed was soaked with her menstrual blood, humiliating her; she later FedExed Marsalis a set of sheets. Two of his accusers befriended him. Two others went on to briefly date Marsalis. Yet another accuser, a 26-year-old pharmaceutical representative, told the court that the assault left her pregnant — and she allowed Marsalis, of all people, to accompany her to the abortion.
ED Porn Challenge
High score: 12 Gryphosaur 21:13, 23 October 2008 (CDT)
I wonder
I wonder how fat these girls have to be to try and look like this in Second Life: Thats hott
