User:Halcyon the Valkyrie

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This is what I really look like. I swear to God.
This is what I really look like. I swear to God.
Bitches are haters of my proud race.
Bitches are haters of my proud race.

I am LittleCloud (it's supposed to be "Little Cloud" with a space, but who gives a shit?). Call me Cloudie, or else you will die. I am here for the lulz, and the free caek. I don't vandalize with this account, but I try to fix some unlulzy lies written about me. That doesn't happen much anymore, and maybe it will never happen again, so I mostly just make minor edits and spell checks on other articles. I am also a self-proclaimed art theft investigator, so thieves beware.

Contents

[edit] Cloudie IS

Cloudie is ...

[edit] Cloudie is NOT

Cloudie is not ...

[edit] The Pedo/Furry Argument

  • Some people are confused when they see my artwork or writings of seemingly underage characters. This is because IRL I look like a child, even though I'm not. I like being small and cute, and continue to draw and write about myself in that way, with older male characters. It doesn't mean that I myself like children that way. Hell, I've even been molested by younger guys. I can't help it if they like me (like, who doesn't?), but I don't want any of that. No sir, I prefer them at least old enough to be my father. Nyum, nyum.

I have qualities of both sexes, so sometimes I feel like being a girl, and sometimes a boy. But don't worry, guys, that doesn't mean you're gay. My sex is female, but my gender is androgynous. Confused? It's okay. Androgynes are so weird that not even the gays get us.

  • I likes me some furries, and furry art, but I'm not one myself. Is Widget a furry? LOL, I dunno. She's just a Crash Bandicoot fancharacter. But thus far, I don't have any fursonas. But I do have a dragon form. And that's a real dragon, not one of those weird, furry-looking things. Dragons are real. How do I know? Well, fuck you, I'm a dragon!

[edit] Teruchan vs. Appochan

I don't approve of what Teruchan has done in regards to all of the drama and nasty drawings. But I don't see any reason for anyone to fuck with his alt account "Appochan", since there is no sign of loli, etc.


[edit] Copypasta Response

Bold text = parody of the original and/or responses to original text

Hello there, I'm from YICF (You In-denial Closet Furfag). I've been called here by myself (because I'm not a coward) just to make you self-aware of how fucktarded you are and why you should kill yourself. Firstly, Sick fuck faggots (i.e. "You") = sickfuckery equivalent of yiffing furfags. No ifs, ands, or buts. Therefore, you already hate yourself for being one. Enjoy your buttyiff.

Secondly, the modern American language is full of borrowed foreign words. French, Spanish, German, etc. Including Japanese. Btw, if you've ever used anything made in Japan, guess what? You MUST be officially Wapanese. And if you use words like "Faux pas", then too bad -- you're Wrench. No exceptions. Enjoy living in your parents' basement.

"Thirdly, now lets say for sake of argument that watching anime doesn't make you an otaku. But, not only do you watch anime, you draw in that style and you know some (however limited) Japanese. So, In my books, that would make you an otaku, maybe not a huge one, but one nevertheless." (LOLWUT? So you're saying that all culturally diverse artists, linguists, and ambassadors are weeaboos?) "Oh, and those emoticons (^_^/XD), do you know where THEY originated? Yeah, Japan. Enjoy your weeaboo-self." (LOL, hypocrisy. Also, again, video games, electronics. You know where most of the brands of THOSE originated? That's right. You sick, weeaboo fuck.) :)

Yaoi =/= shonen ai. No exceptions. "You also have a clear fetish for shota (O RLY?), a category dominated by intercourse between little boys (dominated = only?). Thats two males (OMGWTFBBQ -- SRSLY?). Yaoi, if you will (not unless there is sex). The category you're looking for is straight shota (NO U -- because you're mother fiddled with your cock when you were young and you fap yourself raw everytime you think about it. I'M NOT INTERESTED IN WOMEN, GOT IT? Yeah, that's right, you dumbass -- I'M the "shota boy". Fucking DEAL with it).

So, seeing as you hate yourself so much, when will you kill yourself? Also, pics of you in girls' clothing being assraped by your father or GTFO.

P.S. Ebaumsworld is made of fail. No ifs, ands, or buts. Enjoy your faggotry.

[edit] Unlulzy Trolling

Some people make real asses out of themselves ...

[edit] Gallery

Me on my 12th 19th birthday.

MST3K Cosplay.

Imma sad hyooman.

[edit] Rule 34

... It knoweth no exceptions.

Uh-oh. Looks like somebody had too much fun cosplaying.

NOT CP

ALSO NOT CP

It's not porn -- it's artistic nude. Sexy artistic nude.

[edit] Contributions

[edit] Teruchan

Lord forgive me, but I hate this sick fuck more than anyone.

[edit] Gaaralover85

[edit] People Who Are Asking For It

Personal cases of people that aren't important enough for articles, but still worth having their faggotry mentioned somewhere.

[edit] Rajdziu

Image:Rajdziu baw.jpg
Translation: "I got caught tracing and now I'll never draw again!"

rajdziu on DevianTART is some poor Polish bastard who whores off of pageviews, faves, and comments by people who just don't get that all of his "good" artwork is traced from screenshots, mangas, and even from other fanart.

[edit] The Evidence

Is dat sum trace?

He even stole from the famous Karabiner.

[edit] Friends of the Lulz

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