Angsty teen
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The angsty teen is something of a redundant term, since to be a teenager is to be angsty. In more common usage, however, an angsty teen is a catch-all category into which most under-18 drama whores, homosexuals, attention seekers and self-mutilators fall.
The most common species of angsty teens include emo kidz, goths, nerds and punks.
Angsty teens are statistically more likely to:
- Have LiveJournals
- Write woeful, forlorn (and intolerably bad) poetry
- Be technical virgins
- Live in the suburbs
- Kill their classmates and/or parents
- Kill themselves
- Claim to be "mature for their age" one minute, then stating how they are "soo confused" when faced with a simple conflict that they are too stupid to resolve.
- Optionally, post about said killings in their LiveJournals.
Angsty teens are most often seen at home whining on their livejournals and posting photos of their cuts.
[edit] Trolling
They are easy to troll in a number of ways:
- Tell them their girlfriend/ boyfriend is cheating on them.
- Insinuate that My Chemical Romance is not the best band ever.
- Let them know that life only gets worse after high school
- Make fun of their art.
[edit] See also
Categories: Crap | Stub | Subcultures | Epithets
