User:Hooper X
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[edit] WHAT UP FAGGOTS? WILL SUCK U 4 FOOD
Retired USENET troll, graduate of the Portal of Evil sausage eating contest, and former Comptroller of New Haven, CT, Hooper_X spends most of his time preaching to his own little choir of Transformer faggots, POE-offspring, and pussy-bitch LJ users who have been brought into the fold by his their attraction to his tiny penis, stupid old USENET posts, feminine tendencies, and the occasional odor. When he's not rambling to himself in a Carrot-Top-like fervor, he can be found harassing various and diverse rating communities and individuals, because jesus, he's a flamin' faggot from the swamp.
WARNING: Anyone who gets within 20 feet risks dying of a lung infection caused by vomit inducing bacterial odors! BEWARE!
