User:Iban

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This user wants animal rights. Goatse and the Pain Series make him lol, but zippocat makes him :(. This user has a cock, which isn't surprising since there are no girls on the internet. This user loves watching this kid cry. In fact, he wrote an article about it. This user has an account on Digg. This user has an account on Jewtube. This user's mission in life is to kill every fucking emo kid on the planet. This user is an Atheistfag.

Contents 1 Things this User has Done 2 Shit that needs to be baleeted 3 Fav'd Videos 4 Subpages 5 Pics Uploaded

[edit] Things this User has Done

• Accidentally replaced his page with a copy of the George W. Bush Article and replaced W's Article with the {{dial}} template.
• Lots of other shit.

[edit] Shit that needs to be baleeted

Iban has written the following things:

• Pic Unrelated
• MySpace Kid
• Interrobang
• Missingno
• Underageb&
• Template:Switch - I actually stole this one from the jews at Wikipedia, but.. fuck 'em.

All of the above are terrible and need to be stricken off the face of the planet.

[edit] Fav'd Videos

Few words on this vid. First, it is utterly the driver's fault for the conflict. Srsly, even though the emo chick was asking for it, the easiest thing to do would be let her bitch ass off the bust and use the Write-Up system that every fucking school in the Universe has. Kthx.

[edit] Subpages

• Automated Signature - It is obvious that this user is an attention whore.
• Uniform Templates - Shoddy attempt at a template set.

[edit] Pics Uploaded

Youtube deletes EVERYTHING.	Dum dum dum dum, dun dun dun, dun dun daaa.	OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!?
If I see that fucking.. Uh.. lolwut?	WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!	I'm surprised that no one made this sooner. It's Corey Worthington doing wut he does best.